BREAKING: Trump selects Genesius Times to replace CNN as official White House Fake News provider 
BREAKING: Many ‘totally innocent’ people begging for presidential pardons for the crimes they didn’t commit 
Trump Hollywood Envoy’s replaces fire-damaged Hollywood sign with “Trump Won” 
BREAKING: Millions of women report for handmaid duty ahead of Trump inauguration 
BREAKING: New fake government climate data in line with completely fabricated climate forecast 
Activists furious that people are driving on the murals they painted on the street where cars go
Black Lives Matter activists around the country are livid after it has become apparent that people are driving over the...
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Omar: ‘We must tear down this system of oppression that allows me to say we must tear down this system of oppression’
WASHINGTON DC—US Representative Ilhan Omar (D-MN) has called on the US, “to tear down this system of oppression which has...
Will Smith claims that being called the N-word ruined his life
BEVERLY HILLS--Will Smith has had a life of such hardship and travail, we at GT wanted to investigate the pluck...
Biden says he would ‘straight up torture’ the Little Sisters of the Poor if elected
Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden issued a statement Wednesday evening in which he said he was, “disappointed in today’s...
Broncos sign Rachel Dolezal after she identifies as Colin Kaepernick
Is there anything more exciting and inspirational than a rags to riches story? Enter one delightful black....uh white, no, black-ish...
New York takes break from aborting 60% of black babies to paint ‘Black Lives Matter’ in front of Trump Tower
NEW YORK—New Yorkers from across the five boroughs took a break from their regular duties abortion thousands of black babies...
Cuomo moves Ghislaine Maxwell to a COVID-stricken nursing home for safe keeping
NEW YORK—Governor Andrew Cuomo has transferred longtime Jeffrey Epstein associate Ghislaine Maxwell to a quasi-secure New York nursing home stricken...
LEAKED: Inside the Democrats’ plan for a more ‘inclusive’ Mount Rushmore
Sources have leaked expert renderings of a Mount Rushmore redesign that Antifa and top Democrats are working on in response...
Mary Poppins cancelled as horrific racist blackface scene is uncovered
As we can see above, Mary Poppins and company are being frog marched to Rikers Island. The kids will be...
Disney launches new Colin Kaepernick ride consisting of 60 minutes of sitting on the bench
ANAHEIM—Disney has added a new Colin Kaepernick ride to go along with his Disney+ video series. The thrilling ride will...
