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Here are 10 common sense gun control measures to prevent future shootings
Whenever a mass shooting occurs, it’s important to ask ourselves what policies could’ve prevented said shooting. With now two shootings...
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JUST IN: AOC suggests banning murder to stop mass shootings
NEW YORK CITY—Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (NY) took the nation by storm today when she suggested the federal government should ban...
Portland offers free hits of crack with proof of COVID vaccination
PORTLAND, OR—Residents of Portland are lining up to receive their free hits of crack rock—a little extra incentive for receiving...
Kamala Harris to host ‘Empowering Women’ talk with Bill Clinton on Epstein Island
WASHINGTON, DC—President Vice President Kamala Harris received backlash after promoting an 'Empowering Women' talk with former president and accused rapist...
Following Air Force One debacle, Biden installs stair lifts throughout White House
WASHINGTON, DC—You’ve probably seen the video dozens of times already of Biden tripping on the stairs of Air Force One...
Fauci Orders ‘No Sex Until AIDS is Cured’
WASHINGTON, DC—As states begin easing back on lockdown restrictions, Dr. Anthony Fauci is now pushing for new draconian measures to...
Democrats declare War on Gravity after Biden stair incident
The effort to defend the Dominion elected China Puppet is never ending battle. Trump's demands for honest elections, the difficulty...
CNN: It’s a horrible tragedy the Colorado shooter wasn’t white
BOULDER, CO—Thousands across the country are mourning the loss by the mainstream media of another chance to stoke the white...
OP-ED: If it weren’t for white supremacy Colorado Muslim would’ve killed more than 10 whites
BOULDER, CO—It's time that America wake up to the growing scourge of white supremacy, a disease that showed its head...
BREAKING: Biden outlaws shooting people at grocery stores
Following a mass shooting in Boulder, Colorado Monday, President Biden has decided to take unprecedented measures to protect the country...
