Someone from the “Hate Has No Home Here” crowd just tried to kill another person again 
BREAKING: People who have been calling for violence targeting Trump for 10 years ‘shocked’ of all the violence targeting Trump 
Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg Files Charges Against Trump for Surviving Another Assassination Attempt 
US facing ‘massive shortage’ of conspiracy theories as all of them have come true 
Stephen Colbert becomes neo-Nazi to garner funds from Southern Poverty Law Center 
Biden to shift funds from police to new ‘Sweet Heat’ CAT (Corps of Armed Trans) Force
SCORES GENETLEMEN'S CLUB, NEWARK, DE--President-elect Joe Biden has promised that he will defund police in his first 100 days and...
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AOC launches new ‘honest socialism’ clothing line
US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has engaged in capitalism to release her new line of honest socialism merchandise on her...
Michigan’s White Witch cancels Christmas, launches the 100-year quarantine
EAST LANSING, MI—Michigan's White Witch Gretchen Whitmer has officially launched the 100-year quarantine, emulating Los Angeles's 100-year quarantine and by...
BREAKING: AG Barr doesn’t know what jumped up and bit him in the ass
WASHINGTON DC—US Attorney General Bill Barr says that he doesn't know the thing that jumped up and bit him in...
Brave celebrity comes out as a straight white male
HOLLYWOOD—No demographic receives more hate, especially in California, than straight white males. That’s why it’s especially brave of the amazing...
BREAKING: Biden suffers multiple injuries while playing with his wife
NEWARK, DE—Self-declared President-Elect Joe Biden suffered multiple injuries while "playing with his wife," a spokesman said. “C'mon man, we were...
BREAKING: The FBI has found no evidence of election fraud after not looking for it
Attorney General William Barr said that the Justice Department has found no evidence of widespread fraud in this year's election...
BREAKING: Dominion voting machines switched votes to Taco Bell in 2018 Best Mexican Food election
People were shocked when Taco Bell won Harris Poll's "Best Mexican Food" election in 2018. Now, sources close to the...
Pro-social distancing protest expected to attract 10,000+
Happening Near You- An anti-Christmas gathering protest is scheduled to happen near you. The protest will take place on Main...
FBI requests evidence of election fraud so ‘it can be properly destroyed and utterly forgotten’
LANGLEY, VA--The Federal Bureau of Investigation has officially requested evidence of election fraud from the Voter Integrity Project so "it...
