BREAKING: Biden Sneaks in Pardon for Hunter During Annual Turkey Pardon Ceremony 
Farewell, X: Why I’m Leaving Over Their Refusal to Censor Me 
Bernie declares eating $6.2 million duct-taped bananas a human right to be paid for by government 
Jaguar introduces new car to match its new ad campaign 
BREAKING: I was raped by whoever Trump selects for one of his cabinet positions 
Democrats move to ban ultraviolet light after Trump endorses it
Democrats on all government levels have begun writing laws to ban the evil substance known as ultraviolet light. Despite the...
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Kim Jong Un’s surgeons regret to inform the world that they failed to keep Dear Leader alive
As rumors continue to swirl about the health of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, his surgeons, two Americans have...
Joe Biden has failed written part of COVID-19 test multiple times
COVID-19 tests are rolling off the assembly lines in record numbers. What they're not telling you is that there is...
Thousands of brave progressives drink bleach in order to prove Trump wrong on something he didn’t say
Thousands of brave progressives across the country have been hospitalized after drinking bleach to prove President Donald Trump wrong on...
AOC: How can NY open if ‘Open for Business’ sign makers are closed?
The way Gov. Cuomo talks these days, New York is going to be closed for the foreseeable future. Maybe forever...
BREAKING: COVID-19 is CIA plot to inject Tom Hanks’s blood into every American through vaccine
Genesius Times investigative reporters have discovered the truth about the coronavirus pandemic. The entire crisis has been designed to instill...
BREAKING: Guy deciding who’s an ‘essential worker’ decides he is an essential worker
There is so much wrong with what's been going on these last two months it's hard to know where to...
CDC: ‘Coronavirus won’t last much longer because it was made in China’
An new report by the CDC promises that the novel coronavirus/COVID-19 won't last much longer, "because it was made in...
De Blasio turns quarantine snitch app into dating service after it’s flooded with penis pics
As the great Rahm Emanuel was known to say, "never let a good crisis go to waste" and Mayor Bill...
Woman with ‘My Body My Choice’ shirt screams at people choosing to be outside during lockdown
A woman with a "My Body My Choice" shirt has been stationed at a local park screaming at selfish people...
