BREAKING: Democrats unveil bold new ‘Peace is War’ campaign in support of endless Ukraine conflict 
AOC horrified terrorists are running over people with gas-powered cars instead of electric vehicles 
CNN: More cars mysteriously drive themselves into German pedestrians 
Bondi assures Americans: ‘Epstein files coming soon—just need to blot out all the Israeli connections first’ 
Zelensky launches new reality TV show: Dancing with the Tsars in bold war-fundraising effort 
Facebook launches satire filter to protect people from unapproved laughing
Mountain View, CA—Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced today that Facebook is launching a mandatory satire filter that will strip all...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Quaker replaces racist Aunt Jemima with Aunt Karen to remind you of your privilege at breakfast
The Aunt Jemima brand of syrup and pancake mix will get a new name and image, Quaker Oats announced Wednesday,...
Starbucks serving up newest ‘Self-Loathing’ blond roast
SEATTLE—Starbucks has been working overtime to create their new line of Boutique Roasts to appeal to their newest group of...
BREAKING: Rep Omar mourns the loss of her father/uncle
Rep. Ilhan Omar’s father/uncle died on Monday from complications of coronavirus, the congresswoman announced. The Minnesota Democrat released a statement...
State of Georgia renamed Georgia Floyd in honor of social justice martyr
There's been a lot of renaming going on these days. All one way streets going South will be named George...
ABC slammed as racist for casting first black ‘Bachelor’ for reasons other than his race
New York—ABC is being criticized for casting the first black "Bachelor” for reasons other than his race. Matt James, a...
Antifa destroy their own autonomous zone after discovering they are fascists
SEATTLE—The greater Seattle Antifa gang have razed their own autonomous zone to the ground after realizing that they are fascists....
PETITION: Tear down this monument to slavery!
Everyone's tearing down inanimate objects that have some association with slavery—and sometimes that don't have anything to do with slavery....
Protesters tear down statue of Michael Jackson after pictures of him wearing blackface surface
LOS ANGELES--Millions of Michael Jackson fans are burning his albums and people are tearing down statues of the deceased King...
Local man declares his home ‘autonomous zone’; saves thousands on property taxes
SEATTLE—After seeing how his city has endorsed and supported the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone seized by protesters in the Third...
