BREAKING: Trump finishes insurrection started 4 years ago by becoming president again 
BREAKING: Biden issues comprehensive list of everyone involved in federal crimes 
BREAKING: AOC claims she was nearly raped by Trump’s inauguration ceremony 
BREAKING: Biden pardons several ‘totally innocent’ people for crimes they didn’t commit 
BREAKING: Biden pardons all criminals except cute old grandma who waved flag in Capitol Jan 6 
Soccer players practicing social distancing still manage to foul each other
ENGLAND – The godless communists who watch soccer are happy to report little has changed in their beloved sport since...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
De Blasio posts ‘Work From Home Sets You Free’ signs around New York City
In an uplifting public relations campaign, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio has posted signs around the five boroughs...
GT’s Official Guide to the ‘New Normal’
Everyone hears about the "new normal", which is to replace the "old normal" which nobody thought was "normal" in the...
Gov Whitmer mandates beekeeper suits for everyone in public until murder hornet threat subsides
EAST LANSING — Governor Gretchen Whitmer has issued a new protective order for the state in the wake of murder...
Alex Jones releases new critically acclaimed cookbook ‘Grilling your neighbors’
It all started with a crazed rant on Alex Jones’ real and unfiltered television show, where he described sizing up...
As fear of coronavirus declines, Dr. Fauci orders the release of the murder hornets
As fear of the deadly pandemic COVID-19 declines across the globe, Dr. Anthony Fauci has order the release of the...
Newsom reminds Californians to only go outside to poop on the sidewalk
In a stern warning amid the raging COVID-19 pandemic, Governor Gavin Newsom issued a reminder for Californians only to go...
In confusing speech, Joe Biden taps Joe Biden as his running mate
This morning, on the NBC Nightly News, Joe Biden finally ended his exhaustive search for a VP candidate. All those...
YouTube removes all videos that contradict the WHO including all WHO videos because the WHO contradicts the WHO
In a bold move of censorship in support of medical tyranny, Google's Internet video giant YouTube has made it a...
Justin Trudeau bans 1,500 types of flu and coronavirus from Canada
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau today announced a ban on some 1,500 strains of "assault-type" influenza and coronavirus in Canada, effective immediately....
