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Millions of new tariff experts unsure how to pay off their student loan debt 
Climate activists protest Elon Musk by sending ‘NO DOGE’ smoke signals up from burning Tesla batteries 
AOC: Only Illegal Immigrants Should Get Due Process Because they Broke the Law to be Here So Clearly They Really Want It 
BREAKING: Katy Perry declares herself pope after reading the Bible for 11 minutes 
Robert Mueller heads up ‘Coronagate,’ starts investigating himself and jello
Robert Mueller is and was a total embarrassment to the Democrats and himself. Surrounding himself with rabid Anti-Trumpers, his testimony...
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Democrats scramble to add COVID-19 deaths to voter rolls
The Democratic National Committee is scrambling to add the tens of thousands of COVID-19 dead to their voter registration rolls....
TRENDING: Sexy hazmat suits for that COVID-19 beach bod
Many sexy womenz across the country are suffering from the stay-at-home coronavirus orders, unable to show off their beach bods...
Virologists discover COVID-19 lockdowns attack the economy with a 100% mortality rate
COVID-19 Virologists around the country are pushing for a cure. A silver bullet. But are they looking in the right...
Michigan police cram people into cattle cars for defying social distancing order
Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer has expanded the stay-at-home order she gave during the coronavirus crackdown. Now Michigan residents who defy...
BREAKING: Fauci saw his shadow so there will be 6 more weeks of quarantine
No one can question the veracity of the predictions from the US health experts like Dr. Tony Fauci, because science....
New York City adds all 9/11 victims to COVID-19 death count
New York City has made a devastating revision to its already massive coronavirus death toll. On Tuesday, the city's health...
Insurance companies all set to cover COVID 1-18, & 20-47
Everybody loves insurance companies. They have the largest buildings, are there precisely when you need them, available 24/7 and can...
Joe Biden thanks Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. for his endorsement
Joe Biden thanked Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. for the endorsement he gave him yesterday. “I'd like to thank Dr....
BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein has died from coronavirus months after being suicided
Months after the disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein hung himself in his jail cell, he has died from coronavirus/COVID-19 in New...
