Local men dominate International Women’s Day 
BREAKING: Democrats unveil bold new ‘Peace is War’ campaign in support of endless Ukraine conflict 
AOC horrified terrorists are running over people with gas-powered cars instead of electric vehicles 
CNN: More cars mysteriously drive themselves into German pedestrians 
Bondi assures Americans: ‘Epstein files coming soon—just need to blot out all the Israeli connections first’ 
Dozens throw themselves under Bernie Sanders Mardi Gras float to donate life insurance check to campaign
It's happening just like in India where worshipers throw themselves under the wheels of the Juggernaut cart in fits of...
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BREAKING: Trump stops tweeting; CNN shuts down, Dems call it quits
The entire world is familiar with President Trump's Tweets. They are the daily fodder for virtually every media outlet. On...
BREAKING: Bernie Sanders listed Vladimir Putin as a ‘significant other’ on 1964 mortgage application
Rumors have been swirling recently about democratic socialist Bernie Sanders's connection with Russia. Now our crack team of investigative journalists...
Washington Post set to endorse Bloomberg once his $10 million check clears
The Washington Post, whose slogan is Democracy Dies in Darkness, is set to officially endorse Democratic presidential candidate Michael Bloomberg...
Electric chair routinely used on staff discovered in Amy Klobuchar’s senate office
It's a rather poorly kept secret that Senator Amy Klobuchar has been downright abusive to her staff for years. Her...
Don Jr. moving up in Democratic primary polls
We all know by now that the Democrats have an enthusiasm gap that widens daily. Presidential candidates drop out two...
Governor Andrew Cuomo rolls out ‘Death Tax’ on all living persons in New York
With so many new taxes being proposed by New York it's difficult to choose the best and brightest ideas. The...
Satan opens 10th circle of Hell where all you do is install car seats in minivans all day
In an ongoing effort to increase the misery of millions of damned souls, Satan has announced a brand new, more...
America’s Grandma brings cookies to Democratic debate
Heading into the crucial Nevada caucus on Saturday, candidates for the Democrat Presidential nomination exchanged pleasantries and compliments during a...
AOC: ‘These poor animals can’t fly because heartless people keep eating their wings’
Freshman congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) is launching a new campaign to save the buffalo from having their wings harvested for...
