Cory Booker’s 17-Hour Education Filibuster Ends in Epic April Fools’ Prank: “I Had You All!” 
BREAKING: Pam Bondi releases all Epstein Files, announces arrest of all 366 of Epstein’s clients 
BREAKING: April Fool’s Day cancelled because reality is so ridiculous 
BREAKING: Scientists discover that chickens lay more eggs when you stop killing billions of them for no reason 
BREAKING: Federal judge orders bombs removed from Tesla dealership to be put back and detonated 
Modelo, the maker of Corona denies initiating the spread of Coronavirus
Grupo Modelo, the company that manufactures Corona and Corona Light, is in a fight for its very existence today. Genesius...
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Urban Dictionary to add 347,823 new non-binary pronouns in 2020 in order to alleviate confusion
In a stunning revelation, the New Urban Dictionary is about to reveal almost 350,000 new Woke non-binary pronouns simply because...
To save time Bernie will only declare things he doesn’t want to control from now on
Democratic socialist and Democratic favorite in the 2020 presidential primary Bernie Sanders has been on a tear recently, laying out...
Democrats to impeach Trump for Democrats withholding Puerto Rican disaster aid
With the attempt to impeach Trump by claiming he is unfit, using the Russian Steele Dossier, and other attempts not...
Pentagon replaces go-to torture waterboarding with endless video of Adam Schiff speeches
The Pentagon has replaced their former go-to torture method, waterboarding, with endless video recordings of Representative Adam Schiff speeches. The...
Tulsi Gabbard placed on suicide watch after suing Hillary Clinton for defamation
The FBI and several correctional facilities including the jail where Jeffrey Epstein was killed have put US Representative Tulsi Gabbard...
BREAKING: Schiff announces he has evidence so secret that he hasn’t even made it up yet
In a troubling turn of events for the Trump legal team, US Representative Adam Schiff is making a strong case...
Pete Buttigieg arrested for stealing random people’s hamburgers
Mayor Pete's presidential campaign may be on the line after he was arrested for running around town stealing random people's...
BREAKING: Tom Steyer has announced he is still in the presidential race
Democratic presidential candidate Tom Steyer has announced that his is still in the presidential race despite a persistent struggle to...
BREAKING: 97% of climate scientists agree with the people writing their checks
A new study from the Fosterton Institute in New York confirms what many have suspected for some time: 97 percent...
