BREAKING: Democrats unveil bold new ‘Peace is War’ campaign in support of endless Ukraine conflict 
AOC horrified terrorists are running over people with gas-powered cars instead of electric vehicles 
CNN: More cars mysteriously drive themselves into German pedestrians 
Bondi assures Americans: ‘Epstein files coming soon—just need to blot out all the Israeli connections first’ 
Zelensky launches new reality TV show: Dancing with the Tsars in bold war-fundraising effort 
BREAKING: Elizabeth Warren arrested for attempting to scalp Bernie Sanders
In a shocking video released just a few nights ago, Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders accused each other of lying...
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BREAKING: Greta Thunberg demands people eat their own feces to combat climate change
Teen climate sensation Greta Thunberg addressed the World Economic Forum at Davos, Switzerland and made a pretty bold demand, even...
LEAKED: Virginia Governor Northam appoints Bernie henchman Kyle Jurek to lead Boogaloo Defense Ministry
With the impending Boogaloo set to kick off at the Virginia Civil Defense League Lobby Day on Monday January 20th 8am, Democrat...
Pelosi scores Colt 45 as official malt liquor sponsor of impeachment
As the Impeachment has begun and our 45th President is on trial, there is one company that has already started...
Democrats deliver Trump’s re-election papers to the Senate
After weeks of rhetorical fire and fury, a handful of U.S. House members walked quietly across a hushed Capitol on...
POLL: Nearly 1% of Americans still believe the crazy conspiracy theory that Epstein killed himself
In a shocking PewPew Poll, nearly 1 percent of respondents said that they actually believe the absurd, inconceivable, crazy conspiracy...
Virginia passes bill to stop drunk driving accidents by taking sober drivers off the road
Virginia Democrats are wasting no time changing the world for the better. They've already outlawed mass shootings and are set...
Study finds that the color white is the root of all the world’s problems
Finally, the prestigious British Medical Journal has discovered the cause of all the world's turmoil, inequality, despair, poverty, ignorance, and...
American Left and Right finally unite for the noble cause of hating CNN
It took a ridiculously biased debate hosted by CNN in which the spurious sexism claims of Bernie Sanders were amplified...
REPORT: Iran drops to 2nd in places that hate America behind #1 Portland, Oregon
Video uploaded to Twitter shows Iranian students attending Tehran’s Behesti University carefully walking around the United States and Israeli flags...
