Local men dominate International Women’s Day 
BREAKING: Democrats unveil bold new ‘Peace is War’ campaign in support of endless Ukraine conflict 
AOC horrified terrorists are running over people with gas-powered cars instead of electric vehicles 
CNN: More cars mysteriously drive themselves into German pedestrians 
Bondi assures Americans: ‘Epstein files coming soon—just need to blot out all the Israeli connections first’ 
After Harris’s departure, only 174 Democratic candidates left in the 2020 race
Following the departure of Kamala Harris from the 2020 Democratic presidential race, there are just 174 officially announced candidates left...
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Top Democrats worried about 2020 election interference from millions of American voters
Top Democrats announced today that they are worried about interference in the 2020 election by millions of American voters. "How...
Tulsi Gabbard indicted for murdering Kamala Harris’s presidential campaign
Senator Kamala Harris of California dropped out of the Democratic presidential race on Tuesday after months of low poll numbers,...
BREAKING: Joe Biden comes out as a ‘keratinsexual’
In the gender fluid world of today, there has been yet another group oppressed by the Christian Conservative Merica Gun-Toting...
Biden hires Jar Jar Binks as new speech writer
In an effort to stay relevant with the people he hopes to command as president, Democratic front runner Joe Biden...
BREAKING: Adam Schiff reveals his daughter is dating the Trump whistleblower
In a Tweet, Rep. Adam Schiff wished everyone a happy Thanksgiving from him, his wife, his daughter Alexa, and her...
STUDY: Time travels 3.4 times faster using a chocolate Advent calendar
Albert Einstein would have appreciated this news. A new study released in the Annals of Physics has shown that time...
London’s Khan bans fire extinguishers and narwhal tusks after they were used to stop terror attack
London Mayor Sadiq Khan has banned all fire extinguishers and Narwhal tusks after two civilians used the devices to stop...
Democrats fly dozens to Spain to learn about how to pollute less
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced Saturday that she will fly a squadron of Democratic lawmakers to the United Nations conference on how...
POLL: Baby Yoda leads all Democrats for 2020 Presidential bid despite not running or being real
A cute little fictional sci-fi character has soared to the top spot in the Democratic primary field, leading his nearest...
