BREAKING: Nation shocked to see a president in a room full of children and not sniff any of them 
BREAKING: Democrats warn DOGE that it’s unconstitutional for the federal government to be efficient 
Democrats warn they may never win another election again if Trump shuts down their USAID money laundering operation 
BREAKING: Trump halts Canadian tariffs after Trudeau agrees put “Daddy Trump” on all Canadian currency 
BREAKING: Trump converts all USAID offices into Spirit Halloween stores following shut down 
LeBron honored on latest Chinese Yuan currency
LeBron James's week is getting better after an awful week last week. He scored a multimillion dollar endorsement with Bootlicker...
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Trump declares his pronouns to be “Your Excellency/God Emperor” on Pronouns Day
Declaring one's pronouns is a way to respect not only one's self but also all the dozens of people on...
AOC: ‘If Trump sanctions Turkey it could ruin Thanksgiving’
US Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has spoken out about President Trump's Turkey-Syria policy. She said, "If Trump sanctions Turkey in retaliation...
EXCLUSIVE: Excerpts from Stormy Daniels’s new book ‘Under the Weather’
Stormy Daniels has a explosive forthcoming book ‘Under the Weather: My Life with Mr. Ed and Our Secret Love Child Alexandria...
Dem Debate: Racist CNN let candidates speak in proportion to how white they are
White supremacists have gained control of CNN. In the latest Democratic debate, racist operatives at the cable news network let...
LeBron James releases new cereal for China protests called “Bootlicker-O’s”
Well this is stunning and brave. LeBron James, the best basketball player in the known universe, released a commemorative cereal...
Twitter hasn’t suspended Trump’s account because Jack Dorsey is Satan incarnate
Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Kamala Harris has called on Twitter to suspend its most high-profile user: President Donald Trump. Harris said that Trump...
Andrew Yang horrifies Dem debate with white supremacist ‘math’ pin
The October Democratic debate would have been nothing to write home about with the usual calls for breaking up corporate...
Migrants protest ‘racist’ Indigenous Peoples’ Day in Europe
Migrants across Europe protested Indigenous Peoples' Day set to coincide with the celebration in the United States. According to authorities,...
BREAKING: ABC releases new footage of Turks bombing Kurds in Syria
Following a horrific video of Turkish forces bombing helpless innocent Kurdish rebels in Northern Syria, sophisticated news outlet ABC have...
