Local college grad says it’s ‘impossible’ to find a job these days 
AOC: Billionaires shouldn’t be able to influence government; only triple PhDs with no real-world work experience should do that 
AOC: Billionaires influencing government is evil (unless they fund only Democrats of course) 
Biden recalls Kwanzaa memories growing up in Scranton, PA 
Local dad surprised by the Christmas gifts he gave his kids because his wife did all the shopping 
Descendant of noble European culture tearfully apologizes for beautiful civilization
Not to be outdone in the trendy olympics of progressive self-flagellation, John Wilmore mass a grand sweeping apology for everything...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Leftists mourn the loss of one of their biggest scapegoats
The Left is mourning the death of inventor and businessman David Koch, who invented such diabolical things as water pollution...
David Koch, inventor of water pollution and founder of the Nazi Party, is dead at 79
The Left is celebrating the death of inventor and businessman David Koch, who invented such diabolical things as water pollution...
OPED: I see Epstein’s Ghost Everywhere!
I saw Jeffrey Epstein’s ghost shaking hands with Vincent Tartaglione thanking him for ‘getting me out of jail.’ Next I...
AOC: Jeff Bezos started Amazon fire to ‘make billions in insurance fraud’
The feud between US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and businessman Jeff Bezos reached another level today as AOC blamed the Amazon...
Millions of returning college students diligently preparing to be offended by absolutely nothing
Millions of Gen Z college students are preparing to return to campuses across the country and be offended by absolutely...
BREAKING: World shocked that a marriage with moral exemplar Miley Cyrus failed
The world is in shock after learning that the marriage between Liam Hemsworth and complete degenerate and whore Miley Cyrus...
Joe Biden hands out Maalox at campaign rallies to help fans to ‘swallow a little’
Joe Biden's wife Jill made her argument for the Biden nomination yesterday saying, "Your candidate might be better on, I...
VIDEO: Actual footage from Jeffrey Epstein’s autopsy
Due to public outcry of skepticism about the Jeffrey Esptein autopsy, authorities in New York opened up the procedure to...
NOAA: ‘July 2019 imaginary temperatures were the hottest ever’
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) has released important information, confirming that July 2019 was the hottest month ever...
