CNN: Startled by Loud Noises, President Kennedy Trips and Falls in Limousine 
This Day In Mostly-Peaceful History: President Kennedy Goes Scenic Ride through Dallas 
Elon Musk needs to stop doing amazing things because it’s making us gender studies triple-doctorates feel worthless 
BREAKING: Trump considering replacing Federal Reserve with much more reliable Magic 8 Ball 
BREAKING: Dems cheer Laken Riley’s murder As ‘A very, very late term abortion’ 
Cars kill! My kid’s right to live is greater than your right to drive
The science is settled: cars are deadly! There is a massive epidemic of over 37,000 Americans dying from automobile accidents...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Celebrity with dyed hair, nose job, and tattoos encourages fans to ‘just be yourself’
Mayzie Middlebrook is a rising actress and singer in the band Faux Faux. When fans ask her if she has...
Millions risking lives to flee free healthcare and food for evil capitalist countries
Experts are befuddled as to why refugees continue to pour in from socialist paradises like Cuba and Venezuela into evil...
Harry and Meghan will be raising baby as a species-fluid Martian
Uber-woke Duchess of Sussex Meghan Markle reportedly told friends that she wants to take a “fluid approach to species” when...
Society that prizes victimhood over everything is shocked there are so many fake victims
The society that prizes victimhood over everything has been shocked to learn about the many hoax hate crimes that are...
Stupid, bigoted facial recognition software regularly misgenders trans people
Facial recognition software has made amazing strides in advancing security and surveillance techniques, but it is clearly not capable of...
OPINION: Science clearly says vaccines are safe so we must censor any science that says otherwise
The science is settled. It's so painfully obvious. Vaccines are safe and effective. Never mind that the studies used to...
Progressives ‘totally cool’ with fascism as long as they’re doing the fascism
Washington DC—Progressives have long used Nazis and their fascist ideologies as a representation of all that is evil in the...
Scary ‘Socialist Momo Challenge’ dares kids to commit economic suicide
The County Sheriff's Office is encouraging parents to keep a watchful eye on their kids after reports surfaced of an...
College grad shocked to learn that ‘all that debt literally had to be paid back at some point’
Denison, OH—Recent college grad, Anita Lawyer, said she was surprised when her mom and dad informed her that the $226,000...
