BREAKING: Nation shocked to see a president in a room full of children and not sniff any of them 
BREAKING: Democrats warn DOGE that it’s unconstitutional for the federal government to be efficient 
Democrats warn they may never win another election again if Trump shuts down their USAID money laundering operation 
BREAKING: Trump halts Canadian tariffs after Trudeau agrees put “Daddy Trump” on all Canadian currency 
BREAKING: Trump converts all USAID offices into Spirit Halloween stores following shut down 
Millions mourn loss of celebrity again as news of death circulates social media 2 years later
You only get one life, but sometimes, thanks to social media, you can have several deaths. That's what's happening when...
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Gov. Newsom to spend tax money to find out why gas prices have gone up after he increased gas taxes
California Governor Gavin Newsom has directed the California Energy Commission to look into possible irregularities in the state’s gas prices,...
SHOCKING: Another year with no Irish women in Miss Nigeria competition
As critics lambast European countries for their lack of diversity in such competitions as the Miss Universe competition, some groups...
This is a hole left by an AR-15. Tell me why you need that.
Multicultural scientists have produced the first-ever picture of the largest hole to be created by an AR-15 and it's horrifying....
BREAKING: Trudeau asking for volunteers to help take pictures of him at flooding sites
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is asking for help during one of the country's worst flooding in decades. "If there...
Ocasio-Cortez: ‘I would’ve used 100% electric tanks to run over my political enemies.’
The streets of Caracas, Venezuela have turned into chaos Tuesday after an armored military vehicle drove directly into a crowd...
AOC concerned Venezuela is using ‘gas-powered tanks’ to run over its citizens instead of hybrids
The streets of Caracas, Venezuela have turned into chaos Tuesday after an armored military vehicle drove directly into a crowd...
Millions of Americans saved thousands on taxes this year by identifying as illegal immigrants
With a clever loophole, millions of Americans saved thousands of dollars on taxes this year by identifying as illegal immigrants,...
WOKE: Cory Booker pledges to call running mate a woman even if she’s a man
In a grammatically confusing announcement, Senator Cory Booker, D-NJ, pledged to nominate a female running mate on Wednesday while speaking...
BREAKING: Earth still here after 50 years of dire warnings by environmentalists
Despite 50 years of dire warnings from environmentalists that the Earth will be completely different or destroyed if we don't...
