Crenshaw dyes hair purple to win back ‘Most Revolting Person In DC’ title 
CNN: Car mostly-peacefully drives itself into Magdeburg Christmas market 
‘Climate change is the single greatest threat to humanity’ says the guy who’s trying to start a global thermonuclear war 
Rep Crenshaw has started wearing 2 eye patches so he doesn’t have to read what’s being said about him on X 
BREAKING: Powell announces Federal Reserve has added Hawk Tuah Girl to advisory role 
BREAKING: Robert ‘Beto’ O’Rourke announces he’s running for president of Mexico
Robert Francis O'Rourke, known by his amigos as 'Beto', made supporters happy when he announced Wednesday that he's going to...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Pelosi: ‘Lower voting age to include kids who think Tide pod challenge is a good idea’
The Democratic party is all over the board with regard to voting with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez recommending we get rid of...
OPINION: Arrest people who cheated to get into college unless they cheated to get into America
Like most Americans, I was appalled to hear of the rich white parents who cheated and bribed their way into...
Sen. Elizabeth Warren has ‘1/1024th sympathy for those who cheat to get their kids into college’
Recently dozens of celebrities and wealthy parents have been caught bribing admissions professionals at prestigious colleges to get their children...
Do you remember what you were doing when Facebook, Instagram, and Whatsapp went down?
People across the country reflect on the tragedies of 3/13/19 when Facebook, Instagram, and Whatsapp went down. "I was scanning...
Ocasio Cortez: ‘It’s 2019; we must end women’s suffrage!’
Austin--Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York took the tech and arts South by Southwest conference by storm this weekend and...
Ocasio-Cortez praises Venezuela for cutting carbon footprint to zero in blackout
People may be suffering in Venezuela due to socialist economic policies and corrupt politicians but some Americans are celebrating. US...
Cuomo named U-Haul’s #1 salesman for fourth consecutive year
New York's Governor Andrew Cuomo is racking up the awards. For the fourth year in a row, he has been...
White college students now required to wear blackface to hide offensive whiteness
Blackface is abhorrently offensive to sensible people, but not more than white skin color. That's why several universities across the...
New ‘King Donald Version’ Bible adds Prosperity Gospel, removes 7th Commandment
Several churches across the United States are upgrading to a new Bible translation published by President Trump dubbed the 'King...
