CNN: Car mostly-peacefully drives itself into Magdeburg Christmas market 
‘Climate change is the single greatest threat to humanity’ says the guy who’s trying to start a global thermonuclear war 
Rep Crenshaw has started wearing 2 eye patches so he doesn’t have to read what’s being said about him on X 
BREAKING: Powell announces Federal Reserve has added Hawk Tuah Girl to advisory role 
BREAKING: WNBA’s Caitlin Clark to play in blackface to compensate for her white privilege 
Unpopular Democratic candidates take 70% of Bernie Sanders’ contributions
The front-running candidate for the Democratic nominee, Bernie Sanders, is starting off on a good foot, generating $70 million his...
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Ocasio-Cortez: Don’t like #GreenNewDeal? ‘come up with your own stupid plan to deal with a fake problem’
After receiving waves of criticism for her Green New Deal proposals of the cow-fart police and the 100% renewable electricity extension cord,...
“Unregulated foods aren’t safe” say students in line at street meat vendor
As the Trump administration rolls back regulations across various industries, millennial voters are becoming increasingly concerned with the impact less...
New San Francisco restaurant lets socialist patrons literally ‘eat the rich’
After a rough start and trouble getting permits, the new swanky hipster restaurant in the Castro neighborhood of San Francisco...
Jussie Smollett claims white supremacists killed him while he was in jail
Chicago— Actor Jussie Smollett, who was recently arrested for filing a false police report, now claims that members of a...
Liberals protest Amazon using materials and wearing clothes they bought on Amazon
U.S.—The nation's liberals are protesting the Internet giant Amazon.com for doing exactly what everyone wants it to do: provide countless...
BREAKING: Elderly man seen in multiple locations offering kids free stuff from van
An elderly white male, who witnesses describe as, "kinda crazy looking" has been seen in multiple locations around town offering...
UPDATE: Black panther arrested in connection to Colorado MAGA mountain lion attack
UPDATE: Police have now apprehended a black panther, who is native to the tropical jungle of Nigeria, for the crime...
Elon Musk to give free wifi to everyone on earth but keep the password to himself
Revolutionary entrepreneur and eccentric businessman Elon Musk, founder of SpaceX and CEO of Tesla Motors, is ready to change communications...
‘Good morning’ and 10 other workplace phrases that are now sexist, racist, and highly offensive
We all know that sexism and racism is the worst it has ever been—especially in the workplace. If you're anything...
