Elon Musk needs to stop doing amazing things because it’s making us gender studies triple-doctorates feel worthless 
BREAKING: Trump considering replacing Federal Reserve with much more reliable Magic 8 Ball 
BREAKING: Dems cheer Laken Riley’s murder As ‘A very, very late term abortion’ 
White House: Nuclear Armageddon was always a key part of Biden’s ‘Build Back Better’ agenda 
Transwomen complain about uniforms crushing their balls during dominating performance 
OPINION: MAGA kids are #literallyHitler, not Democratic racist who advocates infanticide
Public opinion has shifted. We as a society are letting the MAGA Covington Catholic kids off the hook for torturing...
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Fetuses identifying as undocumented immigrants to claim right to life from Democrats
As many Democratic dominated state legislatures across the country push for extreme abortion deregulation including bills that would allow for...
Wealthy legislator proposes 100% tax on everyone who is richer than he is
The first-ever living turd elected to Congress, Chet, has proposed a new tax on the highest income earners. According to...
Washington declares state of emergency for disease that was commonplace 40 years ago
Health officials in Washington have declared a state of emergency and are urging immunization as they frantically scramble to contain...
Al Gore: ‘Everything you hate is caused by climate change’
Al Gore, former Vice President of the United States and a celebrity in global climate activism addressed the latest cold...
BREAKING: Everyone’s mother officially enters Democratic primary to defeat Trump
In a move that many analysts had predicted for months, Everyone's mother officially put her name in the Democratic primary...
CBS to air beloved film ‘Heidi’ instead of ‘toxic masculine’ Super Bowl
In a nod to feminist movements across the world including the popular "#metoo" campaign, CBS has decided that it won't...
Pope Francis slams pro-abortion Catholics for ‘lack of compassion,…cruelty, exaggerated self-praise’
Just kidding. He was talking about Catholic media who criticize pro-abortion Catholics: The outcome of our pastoral work, evangelization and...
Global warming conference cancelled due to -50 wind chill
A symposium sponsored by the International Global Warming Trust was cancelled today in Wisconsin as temperatures dipped below -50 degrees...
New York Assembly to install Aztec-like altar for all child sacrifices to take place
A problem arose after the New York legislature passed a new abortion bill and Governor Andrew Cuomo signed it into...
