BREAKING: Nation shocked to see a president in a room full of children and not sniff any of them 
BREAKING: Democrats warn DOGE that it’s unconstitutional for the federal government to be efficient 
Democrats warn they may never win another election again if Trump shuts down their USAID money laundering operation 
BREAKING: Trump halts Canadian tariffs after Trudeau agrees put “Daddy Trump” on all Canadian currency 
BREAKING: Trump converts all USAID offices into Spirit Halloween stores following shut down 
New Zealand bans all semi-automatic cars following horrific 10-car pileup
All semi-automatic automobiles, sports cars, and buses will be banned in New Zealand following the horrific 10-car pileup in Christchurch...
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College students burn Jordan Peterson’s book ‘to fight fascism’
In a move that some say will surely put an end to the rising tide of Fascism, colleges around the...
Trans woman demands everyone accept her exactly as she is every time she changes what she is
Bella Forlorn is transitioning from a male to a female in a bold move to help eradicate all biology from...
College students suffering worst outbreak of ‘opposing ideas’ in decades
Hospitals across the country have recently been inundated with patients who have been exposed to a new threatening contagious disease:...
OPINION: Stop mass shootings by taking guns from the only people who stop mass shootings
Thoughts and prayers don't stop mass shootings! For every deadly mass shooting, there are dozens of potential mass shootings that...
Obama: now available in vanilla!
The ever popular presidential candidate Barack Obama, with his clean-cut appearance, his sordid past, and flaming liberal politics, has been...
Lori Loughlin will star in Hallmark’s ‘The Holidays in Handcuffs’ amid college fraud scandal
Beloved Hallmark actress Lori Loughlin has been accused of fraud in the admission process of her daughter Olivia Jade into...
Failed Senate candidate ‘Beto’ launches presidential ‘Beta’ campaign
If at first you don't succeed, try failing again. That's the unofficial motto for the Robert O'Rourke presidential campaign after...
Robert O’Rourke denies he’s Irish three times on St. Patrick’s Day
Complete with a sombrero and a multicolored poncho, Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke denied that he was of Irish decent three...
Short red-haired man threatens drunken brawl with anyone who stereotypes the Irish today
It was a typical St. Patrick's Day scene at O'Malley's Pub downtown when a short red-haired man began threatening people...
