CNN: Car mostly-peacefully drives itself into Magdeburg Christmas market 
‘Climate change is the single greatest threat to humanity’ says the guy who’s trying to start a global thermonuclear war 
Rep Crenshaw has started wearing 2 eye patches so he doesn’t have to read what’s being said about him on X 
BREAKING: Powell announces Federal Reserve has added Hawk Tuah Girl to advisory role 
BREAKING: WNBA’s Caitlin Clark to play in blackface to compensate for her white privilege 
Chik-fil-A cows come out against oppressive Green New Deal
The beloved semi-literate cows of Chik-fil-A marketing have come out against Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Green New Deal, which aims at a...
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BREAKING: Democrats agree to fund border wall after Trump says he doesn’t want it anymore
In a political move that is being called the "genius," President Trump has reversed course on his position of the...
Ruth Bader Ginsburg doing ‘just fine’ after transplant to perpetual life vat
Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has suffered many health issues in previous years, which has led many to question...
14 tips on convincing anti-vaxxers that they’re really horrible people
With the state of emergency declared in Washington due to an unprecedented outbreak of 40 measles cases, it has become...
Ellen Page: ‘Hating people for their identity is wrong; that’s why I hate people who identify as Christian’
Actor Ellen Page doubled down on her criticism of celebrities who attended “anti-LGBTQ churches” on Saturday, after she made headlines...
Ocasio-Cortez enlists first cow-fart police to combat global warming
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has started implementing her Green New Deal already, before any congressional approval or without any rational second opinion....
Feminists demand to be a part of Boy Scouts so they could exclude themselves from Boy Scouts
Feminists around the country have completed the most useless display of political correctness witnessed in the history of personkind last...
Socialist ‘nice guys’ demand redistribution of women
This past weekend, thousands of protesters from the ‘Nice Guy Socialist Coalition’ marched on the Capitol to demand Congress pass...
EXCLUSIVE: Russian hackers fill Dem primary with utterly despicable people
U.S.—Russian hackers responsible for making Trump president in 2016 are at it again for the 2020 election, again relying on...
Cardinal Dolan doesn’t see a good reason to excommunicate Lucifer
New York Catholic Archbishop Timothy Dolan argued that excommunicating the fallen angel Lucifer would be counterproductive because the pro-abortion demon...
