Buc-ee’s opens first store in Vatican City minutes after cardinals elect first American pope 
BREAKING: Catholic Cardinals Elect Joe Biden as Pope After Mysterious 3 AM Vote Surge 
BREAKING: Trump to rename San Andreas Fault to ‘Joe Biden’s Fault’ 
BREAKING: India bombs Pakistan after they refused to send their ‘bobs and vagene’ 
Massachusetts Judge Bans Trump from Being President, Cites ‘Orange Man Bad’ Doctrine 
BREAKING: Trudeau asking for volunteers to help take pictures of him at flooding sites
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is asking for help during one of the country's worst flooding in decades. "If there...
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Ocasio-Cortez: ‘I would’ve used 100% electric tanks to run over my political enemies.’
The streets of Caracas, Venezuela have turned into chaos Tuesday after an armored military vehicle drove directly into a crowd...
AOC concerned Venezuela is using ‘gas-powered tanks’ to run over its citizens instead of hybrids
The streets of Caracas, Venezuela have turned into chaos Tuesday after an armored military vehicle drove directly into a crowd...
Millions of Americans saved thousands on taxes this year by identifying as illegal immigrants
With a clever loophole, millions of Americans saved thousands of dollars on taxes this year by identifying as illegal immigrants,...
WOKE: Cory Booker pledges to call running mate a woman even if she’s a man
In a grammatically confusing announcement, Senator Cory Booker, D-NJ, pledged to nominate a female running mate on Wednesday while speaking...
BREAKING: Earth still here after 50 years of dire warnings by environmentalists
Despite 50 years of dire warnings from environmentalists that the Earth will be completely different or destroyed if we don't...
Joe Biden releases logo for 2020 presidential campaign
Joe Biden has announced his candidacy for the 2020 presidential election. His campaign is focusing on a "hands-on" approach to...
San Francisco to recycle evil plastic straws into free drug needles for residents
San Francisco Mayor London Breed praised the San Francisco police department after a successful raid in which they confiscated thousands...
BREAKING: ‘Some people did something to some worshippers’
Doubling down on her ridiculous non-statement about the 9/11 terror attacks, Representative Ilhan Omar said of the Sri Lanka terror...
There are now officially more Democrats running for president than there are people in the world
With two more Democrats putting their hat in the ring for the 2020 presidential nomination, researchers have determined that there...
