BREAKING: Democrats warn DOGE that it’s unconstitutional for the federal government to be efficient 
Democrats warn they may never win another election again if Trump shuts down their USAID money laundering operation 
BREAKING: Trump halts Canadian tariffs after Trudeau agrees put “Daddy Trump” on all Canadian currency 
BREAKING: Trump converts all USAID offices into Spirit Halloween stores following shut down 
BREAKING: Trump signs executive order allowing straight white people in commercials again 
OPINION: Black athletes must pay slave reparations for inheriting superior physical genes
We all know that every white person is guilty of slavery and should pay each person of color $10,000 annually...
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Cars kill! My kid’s right to live is greater than your right to drive
The science is settled: cars are deadly! There is a massive epidemic of over 37,000 Americans dying from automobile accidents...
Celebrity with dyed hair, nose job, and tattoos encourages fans to ‘just be yourself’
Mayzie Middlebrook is a rising actress and singer in the band Faux Faux. When fans ask her if she has...
Millions risking lives to flee free healthcare and food for evil capitalist countries
Experts are befuddled as to why refugees continue to pour in from socialist paradises like Cuba and Venezuela into evil...
Harry and Meghan will be raising baby as a species-fluid Martian
Uber-woke Duchess of Sussex Meghan Markle reportedly told friends that she wants to take a “fluid approach to species” when...
Society that prizes victimhood over everything is shocked there are so many fake victims
The society that prizes victimhood over everything has been shocked to learn about the many hoax hate crimes that are...
Stupid, bigoted facial recognition software regularly misgenders trans people
Facial recognition software has made amazing strides in advancing security and surveillance techniques, but it is clearly not capable of...
OPINION: Science clearly says vaccines are safe so we must censor any science that says otherwise
The science is settled. It's so painfully obvious. Vaccines are safe and effective. Never mind that the studies used to...
Progressives ‘totally cool’ with fascism as long as they’re doing the fascism
Washington DC—Progressives have long used Nazis and their fascist ideologies as a representation of all that is evil in the...
Scary ‘Socialist Momo Challenge’ dares kids to commit economic suicide
The County Sheriff's Office is encouraging parents to keep a watchful eye on their kids after reports surfaced of an...
