Local men dominate International Women’s Day 
BREAKING: Democrats unveil bold new ‘Peace is War’ campaign in support of endless Ukraine conflict 
AOC horrified terrorists are running over people with gas-powered cars instead of electric vehicles 
CNN: More cars mysteriously drive themselves into German pedestrians 
Bondi assures Americans: ‘Epstein files coming soon—just need to blot out all the Israeli connections first’ 
College grad shocked to learn that ‘all that debt literally had to be paid back at some point’
Denison, OH—Recent college grad, Anita Lawyer, said she was surprised when her mom and dad informed her that the $226,000...
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United Methodists narrowly vote to keep Christ in Christianity
ST. LOUIS—After days of passionate debate, deliberation, and prayer—and years of tension—the United Methodist Church (UMC) voted Tuesday to keep...
Sanders furious after less popular Democratic candidates take 70% of his hard-earned contributions
The front-running candidate for the Democratic nominee, Bernie Sanders, is starting off on a good foot, generating $70 million his...
Pope Francis gets tough on corrupt bishops, puts them in 2-minute time-out
VATICAN—Pope Francis closed the conference on sexual abuse this week with unprecedented measures to stem the abuse by priests and...
With Lent approaching, Christians are reminded that they are butt dust
Ash Wednesday is the beginning of the Christian season of Lent, a time for fasting, alms giving, and penance. According...
STUDY: 3 trees die every time CVS prints a receipt
Researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology have discovered a troubling correlation between CVS receipts and the ongoing deforestation of...
Newborns identifying as undocumented immigrants to not be infanticided by Democrats
Democrats recently rejected a bill that would save babies who were able to make it through a botched abortion, basically...
Ocasio-Cortez defends money laundering because there are ‘so many germs on money’
Visionary intellectual and United States Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York has made a name for herself in her first...
Gender equality experts shocked there are no trans-males in men’s sports
Across the country, from high school to college, trans-female athletes (biological males competing as females) are breaking barriers and records....
TSA finds new way to humiliate and annoy passengers, prohibits shoe laces
Travelers still having nightmares over the delays caused by passengers who forgot to remove tweezers and matches from their carry-on...
