Two Imperial AT-ATs Seen Patrolling Around Obama Presidential Center 
Chicago celebrates Juneteenth by hosting 75 murders over the weekend 
The Racist Origins of Father’s Day 
Happy Non-Gestating Person Day to All Who Celebrate 
AOC: We Must Abolish Father’s Day Because It Is Racist 
NBA Unveils Most Valuable Flopper Trophy for Western Conference Semifinals Winner
NEW YORK — The National Basketball Association announced Tuesday the creation of the Most Valuable Flopper Award, to be presented...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Israel Celebrates US-Iran Peace Plan by Bombing the Hell Out of Lebanon
TEL AVIV — Israeli officials announced Thursday that a landmark peace initiative with Iran would be moving forward, marking the...
Kamala Harris Taps AOC as 2028 Running Mate: It’s a No Brainer
WASHINGTON — Former Vice President Kamala Harris announced Tuesday that Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will join her as the vice presidential...
Cinco de Mayo: Celebrating The Three Brave Americans Who Defeated El Guapo at the Battle of Santa Poco to give Mexico its Independence
SANTA POCO, MEXICO — As the world prepares to consume record amounts of guacamole and lime-flavored malt beverages, historians are...
Kentucky Derby winner declines White House invitation: ‘If I wanted to see a horse’s ass I would’ve come in second’
Jerry Jabba Jr., jockey for the Kentucky Derby winner, has declined an invitation to the White House, saying, "If I...
Judge Overturns Cole Allen’s Failed Assassination Attempt, Grants Him Chance to Retry
WASHINGTON — In a landmark ruling Tuesday, U.S. Magistrate Judge Zia Faruqui vacated the unsuccessful assassination attempt in the criminal...
Trump Announces Targeted Bombing of the Critical Infrastructure of Sen John Thune
WASHINGTON — Donald Trump declared Tuesday that the United States will launch targeted bombing campaigns against key infrastructure controlled by...
Somali Government to Honor World War 11 Veteran and Hero George Floyd
Mogadishu — The Somali Ministry of Defense announced Tuesday that it will posthumously award the Order of the Banana Star...
Talking frog convinces annoying kid to kill his dad
The original Star Wars original trilogy (1977–1983) is a landmark achievement in American cinema, primarily for proving that a perfectly...
Spirit Halloween Officially Takes Over Spirit Airlines
MIRAMAR, Fla. — Spirit Airlines announced Tuesday that it has been acquired by Spirit Halloween in a deal valued at...
