BREAKING: California fires leave several Hollywood elites stranded, unable to run their Satanic pedophile rings 
BREAKING: Gavin Newsom announces he’s sending 500 billion gallons of water to Ukraine 
BREAKING: After seeing Palisades Fire destruction in California, Biden sends another $100 billion to Ukraine 
Nation shocked to learn a fire department that prioritizes diversity and inclusion over fighting fires can’t fight fires 
‘We’ve run out of water to fight the Palisades Fire’ says governor of state next to the Pacific Ocean 
Biden Department of Justice officially changes name to ‘Department of Just Us’
WASHINGTON, DC—The President* Biden Department of Justice has officially changed its name to the US Department of Just Us, according...
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US Women’s Soccer Team promises to win next World Cup by replacing all the women with high school boys
In an unexpected twist to boost their chances at the next World Cup, the US Women's Soccer Team has unveiled...
BREAKING: Biden makes campaign stop at Delaware cemetery
In a bold move that defies all traditional campaign strategies, President Joe Biden has been spotted hitting the campaign trail...
NOAA Says Next Tropical Storm To Be Transgender, Will Be Called “Tropical Storm They/Them”
WASHINGTON, DC—The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration – NOAA – said on Friday that the next tropical storm will be...
DOJ Indicts Every President Since George Washington For Being Near the Capitol on Jan. 6
WASHINGTON, DC—The Department of Justice has issued an indictment for every president since George Washington for being near the Capitol...
Here Are All the Crimes Donald Trump is Being Indicted For
WASHINGTON, DC— A federal grand jury in Washington, D.C., has indicted former President Donald Trump in the criminal investigation into...
Republicans Promise To Finally Impeach Biden In 2048
WASHINGTON, DC—In light of the endless corruption of the Biden family, Congressional Republicans promised that they’re very close to impeaching...
BREAKING: Obama chef Tafari Campbell’s death ruled as ‘climate change’
In a shocking turn of events, the tragic death of former and current President Barack Obama's chef Tafari Campbell has...
Oxford adds ‘Bidelusion’ to the dictionary to reference Joe Biden’s delusions
In a groundbreaking move that has left the world puzzled yet entertained, the prestigious Oxford Dictionary has officially added a...
Is Anti-Semitism Ok? A Handy Flowchart
Up until recently, there seemed to have been a consensus that anti-Semitism, in all its ugly forms, is evil and...
