Bernie Sanders

Bernie promises to transfer all student debt to people who already paid off their student debt

Exavier Saskagoochie January 22, 2020 0

Democratic socialist presidential candidate Bernie Sanders made a bold pandering effort on Monday, promising to make everyone who has paid...

DNC to take 90% of Bernie’s votes and redistribute them to less popular candidates

Exavier Saskagoochie January 19, 2020 0

The new front-running candidate for the Democratic nominee, Bernie Sanders, is facing some new opposition. The Democratic National Committee will...

BREAKING: Elizabeth Warren arrested for attempting to scalp Bernie Sanders

Justin Case January 18, 2020 0

In a shocking video released just a few nights ago, Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders accused each other of lying...

American Left and Right finally unite for the noble cause of hating CNN

Exavier Saskagoochie January 15, 2020 0

It took a ridiculously biased debate hosted by CNN in which the spurious sexism claims of Bernie Sanders were amplified...

Bernie promises Americans a 0-hour work day if elected president

Exavier Saskagoochie December 30, 2019 0

At the Iowa United Food and Commercial Workers forum on Sunday, democratic socialist presidential candidate Bernie Sanders was asked whether he would...

Trump creates single-payer Dept. of Movies with a max actor salary of $50,000 a year

Exavier Saskagoochie December 9, 2019 0

In response to consistent pleas for socialist policies from Hollywood actors, President Trump has created a Soviet-style single-payer Department of...

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez unveils plan for free 100% renewable electricity for all

Exavier Saskagoochie December 7, 2019 0

Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez announced her vision for a Green New Deal, including, shockingly, that every American must hold their breath...