CNN: It’s ILLEGAL to read emails that make Fauci look like an ass
(CNN) Brave anchor Chris Cuomo has made it very clear that it is illegal to read emails obtained through a...
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BREAKING: Mostly peaceful gunfire erupts in George Floyd autonomous zone on anniversary of death
(CNN—MINNEAPOLIS) A hail of mostly peaceful gunfire erupted on Tuesday at George Floyd Square, a police-free zone that encompasses the area in Minneapolis where...
Biden finally gets a large crowd at Carolina car rally
(CNN) President Joe Biden's popularity is soaring as his latest car rally in Charlotte, North Carolina proves. Hundreds of people...
CNN will no longer fact check Biden because his lies are ‘mostly true’
(CNN) We at CNN pride ourselves in being the premier fact checker in the world of journalism (how refreshing). We...
WARNING: COVID vaccine only works if you post a selfie of you getting it
HOBOKEN, NJ—A spokesman for Pfizer Pharmaceuticals issued a warning for their new COVID-19 vaccine, which is currently being deployed around...
CNN: It’s a horrible tragedy the Colorado shooter wasn’t white
BOULDER, CO—Thousands across the country are mourning the loss by the mainstream media of another chance to stoke the white...
Biden cancels Dr. Seuss after repeatedly failing ‘The Cat’s Quizzer’
WASHINGTON, DC—President Biden has canceled Dr. Seuss after repeatedly failing "The Cat's Quizzer" trivia book. "That stuff is really hard...
CNN: Disturbing new trend of Americans having ‘unfettered conversations’
(CNN) Over the past few months there’s been a disturbing new trend that’s been spreading like wildfire. More than ever...
BREAKING: President playing games while Americans die is heartwarming now
(CNN) Americans are dying at unprecedented levels from that scary disease. But now and for the foreseeable future, any time...
