BREAKING: Hillary Clinton demands to know why DNC didn’t cheat this hard for her
SAQUAHENNATCH, NY—Former Democratic nominee for president Hillary Clinton is demanding to know why her party didn't cheat this hard for...
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Biden becomes first computer-generated AI to receive Democratic nomination
WILMINGTON, DE—Joe Biden has become the first ever computer-generated artificial intelligence program to receive a major party presidential nomination after...
Americans trying to contract COVID-19 to get out of watching 2020 Democratic National Convention
The pain caused by the 2020 DNC Convention is becoming too much to handle for liberals. While more people are...
Bill Clinton to address Democratic Convention live from Epstein Island
PEDO ISLAND—Bill Clinton will address America's Democrats during the largely video conference Democratic National Convention from Jeffrey Epstein's pedophile island,...
Biden: ‘If you don’t vote for me, you ain’t dead’
US—The DNC launched a new campaign to increase one of their most dependable voting demographics: the dead. "Vote for Joe...
Ozzy Osbourne hired to interpret Joe Biden’s speeches
As the 2020 presidential election draws near, Democratic strategists have been scrambling to find someone capable of interpreting their presumptive...
Democrats already working on excuse for absence of flags at National Convention
MILWAUKEE — With the Democratic National Convention only two months away, the DNC is preparing their response for the anticipated...
Democrats scramble to add COVID-19 deaths to voter rolls
The Democratic National Committee is scrambling to add the tens of thousands of COVID-19 dead to their voter registration rolls....
Joe Biden sues Iran for right to use ‘Death to America’ as 2020 campaign slogan
Joe Biden has sued the sovereign country of Iran over the right to use "Death to America" as his 2020...
DNC to include coronavirus in next debate to ‘make things interesting’
Former Vice President Joe Biden on Wednesday suggested there should be no more televised debates for the remainder of the...
