Biden accidentally votes for Trump
WILMINGTON, DE—Call it the mother of all campaign gaffes: the Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden has accidentally voted for the...
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Leftists demand peaceful transfer of power by destroying the country
US--Leftists across the country are demanding a peaceful transfer of power after the presidential election by firebombing police, looting, and...
BREAKING: Donald Trump has not denounced white supremacy in the past 24 hours
WASHINGTON DC—President Donald Trump has not denounced white supremacy in the past 24 hours, a clear indication that he is,...
2024 GOP presidential candidate already identified as a racist, homophobic monster
WASHINGTON, D.C.- With only four years to go until the 2024 Presidential election, Democratic officials are already campaigning against the...
BREAKING: Lil Wayne reveals that ‘he ain’t black’
MIAMI—Lil Wayne is feeling the heat after he became the latest prominent rapper to announce that "he ain't black." Before...
BREAKING: Biden unilaterally mobilizes dreaded Trunalimunumaprzure
DALLAS, PA--Presidential nominee Joe Biden's attempt to motivate the crowd at the Luzerne County's political rally went abruptly off the...
Biden campaign beats Trump; is in 3 states at once
SHEBOYGAN, WI—As the Trump campaign visits multiple states a day in the last days of the election, Democratic presidential nominee...
MS-13 gang members threaten to leave US if Trump is reelected
US—Following the lead of celebrities who have threatened to leave the US is Trump is reelected, members of the notorious...
In first act as associate justice, Amy Barrett mandates every woman have 10 children
WASHINGTON DC—The worst fears of progressives across the country have been realized as Amy Coney Barrett, in her first act...
Dar’shun Kendrick slams Trump for claiming ‘seals’ killed bin Laden
ATLANTA—Progressive journalists and politicians are not letting President Donald Trump get away with any more lies. They quickly and ferociously...
