Election 2020

BREAKING: Protesting is bad again

Exavier Saskagoochie January 6, 2021

(CNN) After months of protests by Antifa and Black Lives Matter supported by mainstream media and by government officials, protesting...

BREAKING: Joe Biden finally concedes to Kamala Harris

Exavier Saskagoochie January 3, 2021

WILMINGTON, DE—Former presidential candidate Joe Biden has finally conceded the 2020 election to former running mate Kamala Harris. "My wife,...

Not good: Biden seen reading ‘The Presidency for Dummies’

Rafi Metz December 29, 2020

WASHINGTON, DC—Everyone knows that Joe Biden has been in office since the end of the Civil War, and you’d think...

Joe Biden releases new book: ‘How to Unite with Stupid, Inbred, Racist Nazis’

Richie Richards December 28, 2020

WILMINGTON, DE—In order to unite the country as promised, self-proclaimed President-elect Joe Biden is taking his campaign rhetoric to the...

GA Sec of State assures voters he has investigated himself and found no wrongdoing

Exavier Saskagoochie December 18, 2020

ATLANTA—Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger has assured voters across the state that he will investigate himself thoroughly and find...

Biden releases tell-all book about 2020 election ‘The Art of the Steal’

Exavier Saskagoochie December 17, 2020

WASHINGTON DC--Self-identifying President-Elect Joe Biden has released a tell-all book called "The Art of the Steal" documenting the miraculous 2020...

Dominion Voting System selected as Time Person of the Year

Exavier Saskagoochie December 14, 2020

Dominion Voting Systems, one of the most important components to the ongoing 2020 presidential election, has been selected as Time...

BREAKING: Giuliani presents evidence the Supreme Court has never seen before

Exavier Saskagoochie December 13, 2020

WASHINGTON DC—Attorney for President Trump Rudy Giuliani today presented evidence that the 2020 presidential election was illegitimate, which most state...