Joe Biden

25k National Guard troops for inauguration will be Joe Biden’s largest crowd ever

Exavier Saskagoochie January 19, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—As many as 25,000 National Guard personnel are pouring into Washington, DC to enhance security for Wednesday's presidential inauguration,...

In genius move, Trump puts all of Congress in maximum security federal prison for last act as president

Exavier Saskagoochie January 19, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—In a move that some are calling the most ingenious political maneuvers of all time, President Donald Trump has...

BREAKING: Biden proposes raising minimum wage to $1,000,000 an hour

Rafi Metz January 17, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—President-Elect Joe Biden announced today that on day one of his presidency, he’ll pass an executive order raising the...

BREAKING: Walls work now

Exavier Saskagoochie January 17, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—After years of telling people that walls do not work to keep people out of the United States, Democrats...

BREAKING: Biden to build wall along entire coastline to fight rising sea levels

Jeremy Spoken January 15, 2021

Washington, DC—Joe Biden signaled that the environment will be at the heart of the next administration as he unveiled a...

BREAKING: Biden declares Republicans will only get 3/5ths of a vote from now on

Exavier Saskagoochie January 13, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—In a bold strategy to unify the country, President-elect Joe Biden has declared that, going forward, Republicans will only...

Biden orders pen and phone so he can bypass Congress just like Obama

Rafi Metz January 12, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—Now that Congress has officially certified the stolen election and Joe Biden will be the next president of the...

AOC demands Biden’s concentration camps use 100% renewable energy

Exavier Saskagoochie January 11, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has publicly demanded that President-elect Joe Biden's concentration camps set to open January 21...