Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

97% of climate scientists say that the world has already ended and that everyone is dead

News That Matters July 17, 2022

US—A new poll by the Pew Pew Institute has confirmed what many have suspected for some time: 97 percent of climate...

AOC’s husband miffed that she just wants to date Alex Stein

Exavier Saskagoochie July 15, 2022

WASHINGTON, DC—Following a harrowing experience on the Capitol steps in which she was nearly murdered, US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has...

BREAKING: AOC says she was ‘nearly murdered’ on Capitol steps attack

Exavier Saskagoochie July 14, 2022

WASHINGTON, DC—Over a year after the War of January 6th, US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has issued a statement saying she...

Zelenskyy to star in ‘Friends’ remake with all his new friends

Exavier Saskagoochie July 1, 2022

KYIV—The actor-turned-president of Ukraine Volodomy Zelenskyy is on fire! After securing billions of dollars in his money laundering scheme from...

CNN: Insurrection is okay again

Exavier Saskagoochie June 24, 2022

(CNN) Following the devastating Supreme Court ruling overturning the hallowed Constitution and Roe v Wade, insurrection is okay again. Many...

BREAKING: Biden issues executive order outlawing shooting people at schools

Exavier Saskagoochie May 25, 2022

US—Following a mass shooting in Uvalde, TX Monday, President* Biden has decided to take unprecedented measures to protect the country...

BREAKING: AOC confirms her longtime boyfriend is pregnant with her child

Exavier Saskagoochie May 20, 2022

WASHINGTON, DC—Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) is putting the unconfirmed reports about her love life to rest. In an exclusive interview with...

BREAKING: AOC says she was killed by leaked SCOTUS decision and is now dead

Exavier Saskagoochie May 3, 2022

WASHINGTON, DC—US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has issued a statement that she was “literally killed” by the leaked SCOTUS decision...