CDC recommends rationing toilet paper in preparation for a Bernie Sanders presidency
The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has issued a warning recommending people ration their toilet paper in...
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Bernie ‘pretty sure’ corruption will end when we give the corrupt government more power
Democratic socialist presidential front runner Bernie Sanders says he's sick of the corruption in government and that he's "pretty sure"...
Buttigieg gets behind Biden as primary heats up
Super Tuesday was a massive voting night for a large part of the USA. While Republican President Donald J Trump...
Bernie to outfit campaign managers and volunteers in designer Brown Shirts
Countless Millennials and GenXers are signing up as volunteers for the Bernie Sanders campaign. Many are wearing Bernie Bro tee...
BREAKING: Trump declares State of Emergency due to outbreak of deadly bernievirus
President Trump has declared a national State of Emergency after the Super Tuesday election as the country embraces what could...
Biden confident he can win ‘after taking South Korean primary’
Democratic presidential hopeful Joe Biden is confident he can take the nomination and beat Donald Trump after, "an impressive win...
Voters split about whether they want breadlines and gulags in America just yet
GOSHEN, IN – With Bernie Sanders cleaning up in the democratic primaries, voters around the country are split about whether...
Starving refugees build makeshift raft to flee from a ‘great literacy program’
In a shocking development, several starving refugees have risked their lives on a makeshift raft to flee from what democratic...
BREAKING: Bernie will ‘save billions eliminating food stamps’ by eliminating food
Democratic socialist presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has been criticized for his expensive government program proposals, but he also has plans...
Bernie doubles down: ‘And that Hitler fella had a really good jobs program’
Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders stood by his defense of Fidel Castro's communist regime, stating bluntly: "The truth is the truth." He took...
