BREAKING: Hurricane Monica blows through DC as Hurricane Hilary peters out in California
In a bizarre twist of meteorological fate, the nation has been treated to an unusual double feature – Hurricane Monica...
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Arsonist changes name to ‘Climate Change’ so that people can say Climate Change causes wildfires
MAUI, HI—An arsonist who has started several fires in Hawaii, Oregon, and California has legally changed his name to "Climate...
BREAKING: Obama chef Tafari Campbell’s death ruled as ‘climate change’
In a shocking turn of events, the tragic death of former and current President Barack Obama's chef Tafari Campbell has...
TX Gov Abbott installs marine barriers along the southern border to halt the catastrophic effects of climate change
In an unexpected move to combat the effects of climate change, Texas Governor Greg Abbott has unveiled a groundbreaking plan:...
VIDEO: Greta Thunberg yells at Mount Etna for recklessly violating climate change regulation
ITATY—Climate enthusiast Greta Thunberg has flown to Italy to yell at the world's most active volcano Mount Etna for violating international...
SCARY: These are the lungs of 7-year-old who grew up in a home with a gas oven
Just look at this picture to see what the lungs of an unvaccinated person. I don’t know how you can...
CNN: Bills safety Damar Hamlin suffers rare complication to climate change on MNF
(CNN) The US sports community was united in expressing concern Monday night after the collapse of Damar Hamlin during the game between...
BREAKING: All sex trafficking charges against Andrew Tate dropped after he says he was a client of Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein
BUCHAREST—All sex trafficking charges against former MMA fighter and TikTok influencer Andrew Tate and his brother have been dropped after...
United States Military to Stop Fighting All Wars to Combat Climate Change
UNITED STATES—Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin announced today that the United States military will no longer directly engage in any wars...
