Mayor Pete and Greta Thunberg found to be twins separated at birth
Once again our crack medical reporting team is on the move. Through our diligent research we have uncovered another shocking...
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Joaquin Phoenix challenges celebrities to combat injustice by eating their own feces
In the most brave and stunning rewards speech of all time Joaquin Phoenix challenged fellow celebrities to eat their own...
With climate activists refusing to have children, experts predict critical shortage of child climate activists within 12 years
GLASGOW, UK - The world's elite are gassing up their Gulfstreams in preparation for this year's Climate Summit. Millions of...
BREAKING: 97% of climate scientists agree with the people writing their checks
A new study from the Fosterton Institute in New York confirms what many have suspected for some time: 97 percent...
At Davos, Greta Thunberg demands world leaders give her back her ‘precious’
Swedish teen climate activist Greta Thunberg delighted the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland by scolding them for doing nothing...
BREAKING: Greta Thunberg demands people eat their own feces to combat climate change
Teen climate sensation Greta Thunberg addressed the World Economic Forum at Davos, Switzerland and made a pretty bold demand, even...
Greta Thunberg sending dehydrated water to areas devastated by global warming drought
In a new scientific research study supported by the UN and Greta Thunberg's Ass-Burger's White Privilege Supremacy Fund, dehydrated water...
Glacier NP replaces ‘Gone by 2020’ signs with ‘scientific predictions are racist’
The signs at Glacier National Park warning that its signature glaciers would be gone by 2020 are being changed to...
Arsonists blame climate change for making them set hundreds of fires in Australia
Several certifiably woke celebrities used their platform at the Golden Globes to fight climate change, which had clearly caused the...
Greta finally home in ‘overcrowded Sweden’ where her childhood was stolen
Teen climate activist Greta Thunberg is under fire after tweeting out that she's, "Finally home in overcrowded Sweden where my...
