Local woman cleans TV with anti-virus wipe; instantly kills CNN, MSNBC, ABC
A local woman was shocked at how effective her anti-virus cleaning wipes are. With just one wipe, she was able...
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CNN CEO selects Greta Thunberg to conduct triple bypass surgery on him
CNN CEO, Jeff Zucker, is in need of triple heart bypass surgery and he has selected none other than world-renowned...
BREAKING: Chris Cuomo diagnosed with highly contagious verbal diarrhea
Chris Cuomo, CNN anchor and little brother to New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, has been diagnosed with a highly contagious...
BREAKING: Trump stops tweeting; CNN shuts down, Dems call it quits
The entire world is familiar with President Trump's Tweets. They are the daily fodder for virtually every media outlet. On...
American Left and Right finally unite for the noble cause of hating CNN
It took a ridiculously biased debate hosted by CNN in which the spurious sexism claims of Bernie Sanders were amplified...
CNN devastated to learn Trump didn’t start World War III after all
CNN is collectively devastated after US President Donald Trump has said Iran "appears to be standing down" after it targeted...
Dem Debate: Racist CNN let candidates speak in proportion to how white they are
White supremacists have gained control of CNN. In the latest Democratic debate, racist operatives at the cable news network let...
CNN hires Andrew McCabe to cover the indictment of Andrew McCabe
Disgraced news network CNN announced on Friday that it hired disgraced FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe to cover the indictment...
Opinion: If I don’t like what you call me then it is obviously a racial slur
Obviously this needs to be said. And then it needs to be said again, and then possibly said one more...
CNN’s Chris Cuomo fights negative Italian stereotypes by threatening to break stranger’s legs
CNN’s Chris Cuomo is a pillar of civilized discourse recently on a campaign to rid the world of negative Italian stereotypes....
