Biden accidentally brings wooden paddle to knife fight
The first 2020 Presidential debate is Tuesday, September 29 at 9, Eastern and the 'guys' just can't wait. President Trump...
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BREAKING: Biden pulls out of debates unless they provide several nap breaks
CLEVELAND—US Presidential Candidate Joe Biden says he won't debate President Trump unless there are ample nap breaks during the grandest...
BREAKING: Trump SCOTUS pick Barrett tried pineapple on her pizza in college
(CNN)—Leading congressional Democrats are calling for the withdrawal of President Trump's Supreme Court nominee Amy Coney Barrett after evidence has...
#metoo changes name to #hetoo ahead of Trump’s female SCOTUS pick
WASHINGTON DC—The civil rights #metoo campaign, which was pivotal in the fight against literal Hitler Brett Kavanaugh has changed its...
Anticipating SCOTUS riots: Trump calls up clone army
Fearing Democrats will make good on their threats and burn down America if he so much as whispers a nomination...
Omar: ‘Trump’s peace deal is racist against terrorists’
MINNEAPOLIS—Not everyone is happy about Trump's advancement of peace relations between Israel and her Arab neighbors. US Representative Ilhan Omar...
CNN: Trump recklessly brings Middle East to brink of peace
(CNN) US President Donald Trump has recklessly brought the Middle East to the brink of peace as United Arab Emirates...
Biden agrees to presidential debates as long as he’s only asked multiple choice questions
WILMINGTON, DE--Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden has agreed to go ahead with the debates versus President Donald Trump as long...
BREAKING: Anonymous sources reveal Donald Trump ‘loathes midgets’
WASHINGTON DC—One time, privately, months ago, in front of Democrats, during election season, President Donald Trump allegedly said, "I hate...
Pelosi calls salon visit a ‘set up’ to make her look bad
SAN FRANCISCO—House Speaker Nancy Pelosi says her recent visit to a San Francisco hair salon, in which she received styling...
