Biden launches 2024 presidential run with ‘Join the Killective’ T-shirts
In a move that surprised absolutely no one, President Joe Biden has officially announced his bid for the 2024 presidential...
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BREAKING: Biden announces 2024 campaign for president of Ukraine
WASHINGTON, DC—In a shocking announcement today, President Joe Biden declared that he will be running for the presidency of Ukraine...
Trump Releases List of Possible Cabinet Members If He’s Reelected President
Even though there’s plenty of time until the next presidential election, former President Trump released a list of possible cabinet...
BREAKING: Biden admits Trump won in 2020 to prevent him from running again in 2024
US—President Trump declared his intention to run for president again this week, yet the Democrats and Biden may have one...
BREAKING: Fox News calls Arizona for Biden in 2024 election
(FOX NEWS) Fox News has officially called the state of Arizona for Joe Biden in the 2024 presidential election. While...
World stunned to hear a US president form complete sentences for the first time in years
MAR-A-LAGO--Viewers around the world were shocked and stunned to hear a president make coherent points and form complete sentences for...
Count Chocula endorses Gavin Newsom for 2024 presidential run
SACRAMENTO—Is Governor Gavin Newsom throwing his hat in the ring for the 2024 presidential election? We don’t know the answer...
BREAKING: Hillary Clinton ‘seriously thinking about’ losing again in 2024
Hillary Clinton said that she was, “seriously thinking about,” losing the presidency again in 2024. After a fall in the polls...
Biden says he will probably vote for ‘this Brandon guy’ next election
US—Following a recent surge in popularity of a dark horse presidential candidate "Brandon", even sitting President* Joe Biden says that...
