Democrats praise Biden for not dying during State of the Union address
WASHINGTON, DC—Without much to celebrate, Democrats turned to the old failsafe of the president not dying during the speech as...
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BREAKING: Biden’s teleprompter to give first State of the Union Address
WASHINGTON, DC—Officials in the Biden administration have become increasingly worried about Biden’s mental health, especially over the high number of...
Man who stole election in the United States asks us to defend democracy in Europe
WASHINGTON, DC--The man who stole an election in the United States is asking us to defend democracy in Europe, sources...
BREAKING: Biden threatens to misgender Putin if Russia doesn’t leave Ukraine
WASHINGTON, DC—US President* Joe Biden says he is prepared retaliate for the Ukraine invasion by misgendering Vladimir Putin. “Our number...
Hunter Biden, Adam Kinzinger to star in new Netflix film Ghost II: The Ghost of Kiev
HOLLYWOOD—Austere artist and international businessman Hunter Biden will be expanding his repertoire by staring in Ghost II: The Ghost of...
BREAKING: US to retaliate for Ukraine invasion by misgendering all Russian troops until they quit invading
WASHINGTON, DC—Top General Mark Milley said that, in retaliation for the Ukraine invasion, the US military is prepared to mount...
Biden urges Ukranians to prepare for Russian invasion by ‘getting vaccinated now’
WASHINGTON, DC—US President* Joe Biden has released a public service announcement telling Ukrainians to prepare for invasion by the Russians...
EXCLUSIVE: Ukranian president demands a full refund of the millions in bribes to the Bidens
KYIV--Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has demanded a full refund for the millions of dollars he gave the Bidens after US President*...
BREAKING: Biden sending army of ‘terrifying’ Rachel Levine clones to defend Ukraine
WASHINGTON, DC—NATO allies are putting forces on standby and sending additional ships and fighter jets to eastern Europe and President*...
‘Longshot Louie’ puts 1.3M on Ukraine at 40 to 1 in Vegas
LAS VEGAS—Bettors are moving on pre-war odds in the Ukraine - Russian conflict. As troop movements develop, Caesars betting manager,...
