Fauci now recommends face masks over your eyes so you can’t read his leaked emails
WASHINGTON, DC—A treasure trove of emails from National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID) Director Dr. Anthony Fauci’s were...
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Biden ends investigation into whether China leaked COVID because ‘they said they didn’t’
WASHINGTON, DC—The Biden administration has concluded the investigation into whether the Chinese Communist Party had developed and released COVID-19 as...
BREAKING: Several people actually still believe what Anthony Fauci says
US—In a shocking poll conducted by the Pew Pew Research Center, it appears that several people—maybe upwards of 150 across...
Americans trying to contract COVID-19 to get out of watching 2020 Democratic National Convention
The pain caused by the 2020 DNC Convention is becoming too much to handle for liberals. While more people are...
Fauci mandates masks for all bullets to prevent COVID-related gunshot wounds
The effort to stop yet another disease from our friends at The People's Republic of China has taken on a...
Joe Biden confuses July 4th with Ghislaine Maxwell funeral
The presumptive Democrat nominee for President Joe Biden escaped from his basement again and managed to hold a rally with...
Democrats move to ban ultraviolet light after Trump endorses it
Democrats on all government levels have begun writing laws to ban the evil substance known as ultraviolet light. Despite the...
BREAKING: Police foil plot by syndicate of bioterrorist mama bears to kill millions by playing in park with kids
Brave Meridian, Idaho police foiled a horrific plot of several local mama bears to kill millions of people by playing...
Heroes who kill babies for money condemn people for risking others’ lives to reopen economy
In these trying times, Democrats need a hero. The Democrat presidential nominee Joe Biden appears to be a senile rapists...
Breaking: New Orleans Coronavirus outbreak caused by Popeye’s new fried bat combo
Upping the ante in the Chicken flame wars, Popeye’s released their boldest meal to date. Playing off of the Corona...
