Trump’s twitter account labeled ‘Weapon of Mass Destruction’ after Tweet destroys a million libs
Shut down the press. Trump made a tweet and it resulted in the deaths of a million liberals and counting!...
Year: 2019
Study: San Francisco most accessible city in America for contracting the Black Plague
The numbers are in and, it turns out, if you long to live in filth and contract ancient diseases then...
Baltimore sends 15 murdered youths to the border so that Democrats will notice them
Baltimore residents sent 15 youths murdered there the past week to the border so that their Democratic city council and...
BREAKING: Russia to deploy hypersonic nuclear memes in 2020 presidential election
MOSCOW — Given the efficacy of Russian troll farms in the complete demoralization of the United States of America, Russia...
Clinton’s express ‘sadness and regret’ over Epstein Island suicide
It has been a sad day for the Clinton’s. News has broke that one of Jeffrey Epstein’s pleasure islands had...
Trump installs cousin Johnson as Prime Minister in hostile takeover of UK
In a bold move of international intrigue, US President Donald Trump has installed his cousin, Boris Johnson as Prime Minister...
BREAKING: Rep. Omar and husband to divorce, agree to see other siblings
Leftist congresswoman Ilhan Omar and her husband – the father of her three children – have split and are heading...
London begins butter knife confiscation in zero-tolerance policy
The ordinary citizen, and even most police officers, in the U.K. cannot legally own a gun. As a result, gun...
Democrats sue Iran over right to use ‘Death to America’ as 2020 campaign slogan
The Democratic National Committee has sued the sovereign country of Iran over the right to use "Death to America" as...
When asked to state his name, Mueller replied, ‘What page is that on?’
In a dramatic exchange during the testimony of Special Counsel Robert Mueller into the obstruction of justice charges of President...
