POLL: Majority of deceased voters will vote for Biden again in 2024
According to a consensus of leading election pollsters, thousands of deceased American voters confirmed that they intend to re-elect Joe...
Year: 2020
Biden taps son Hunter as Food & Drug Commissioner citing his experience with crack
WASHINGTON DC—Self-proclaimed President-Elect Joe Biden has tapped his son Hunter Biden as his administration's Food & Drug Administration Commissioner citing...
Woman with ‘My Body My Choice’ shirt screams at people choosing to not wear masks
A woman with a "My Body My Choice" shirt has been stationed at a local park screaming at selfish people...
POLL: Americans okay with Thanksgiving Zoom chats instead of hosting annoying relatives all day
A recent web-based poll on CNN.com has shown that as many as 77 percent of Americans are okay seeing relatives...
Eva Longoria, Matthew McConaughey star in ‘Gone With the Wind 2’ with Stacey Abrams as ‘Mammy
Olive Stone spilled his whiskey to our Genesius Times reporter, “I haven't been this excited since I made Platoon. It's...
At 95% effective, Moderna COVID vaccine almost as effective as a normal immune system
For the second time this month, there's promising news from a COVID-19 vaccine candidate. Moderna said Monday its shots are 95 percent...
Twitter starts defending election fraud as ‘good for democracy’ after they can’t ignore it anymore
SAN FRANCISCO—Social media giant Twitter has started defending election fraud in their "context" notices after it became obvious that they...
CNN hires Baghdad Bob for election coverage
Legacy media titan CNN has hired press relations genius Baghdad Bob to cover the US election and the lack of...
FACT CHECK: Only 999,992 people were at the Million MAGA March
WASHINGTON DC--Once again, Republicans and Trump supporters have been proven to be lying liars and they only had 999,992 people...
BREAKING: Mysterious 50-foot sea monster terrorizes Democrats on the East Coast
WASHINGTON DC--A mysterious 50-foot sea monster made landfall today and terrorized Democrats all day causing many to flee the US...
