Year: 2021

To promote gender equity, US Post Office now offering two delivery options: mail and femail

Rafi Metz January 11, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—The U.S. Postal Service announced that starting today, it’ll be offering two delivery options: mail and femail. “The Post...

BREAKING: Biden promises jail time for everyone who voted for Trump

Exavier Saskagoochie January 11, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—President-elect Joe Biden has issued a statement declaring everyone who voted for Trump a "domestic terrorist" and promising jail...

BREAKING: Twitter CEO caught shooting messenger pigeons sent by the Trump Team

Exavier Saskagoochie January 10, 2021

NEW YORK--Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey was caught shooting messenger pigeons being send by the Trump Team at Trump Tower. The...

Communist nations offer advice to US citizens transitioning to a Banana Republic

Bubbaken Managua January 10, 2021

It appears that with the takeover of the Presidency by Joe Biden and Willie Brown's girlfriend, the democrat party running...

Biden taps Zuckerberg and Dorsey to head new Ministry of Truth Department

Googly McMooglyface January 9, 2021

U.S.—After Facebook C.E.O. Mark Zuckerberg and Twitter C.E.O. Jack Dorsey removed President Trump from their social media platforms, President Elect...

Biden finally finishes reading governing instruction manual 1984

Exavier Saskagoochie January 9, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—President-elect Joe Biden has finally finished reading the bestselling governing how-to manual "Nineteen Eighty-Four" and has already started implementing...