POLL: Big winner of latest Democratic debate is Donald Trump
The 2020 election cycle continued this week as the 4 million Democratic candidates converged for a series of debates as...
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Nike to make only satin jerseys because cotton reminds Kaepernick of slavery
BEAVERTON, OR—Nike is making waves once again this month in effort to appease their sponsored celebrity/unemployed backup quarterback, Colin Kaepernick....
Following successful Pride Month, lazy Americans name July Sloth Month
After what some commentators are calling “the gayest month ever”, advocates around the country are hoping to promote their own...
Burly war veteran brutalized by little old lady’s prayers
A burly, bearded war veteran was brutalized by a little old lady saying prayers in broad daylight. The victim, Brian...
SURVEY: Millennials okay with migrant invasion if they bring lots of avocado toast
In a recent survey conducted by Genesius Research, the US population is conflicted over the migrant invasion with Baby Boomers...
City council excludes Chick-fil-A in order to be inclusive
San Antonio, TX city council has decided to ban Chick-fil-A from opening a store at its airport in effort to...
Rockland County mandates anti-vaxxers to wear yellow star so we can identify them easier
The measles outbreak in Rockland County, New York has reached catastrophic levels. It's like Armageddon in the area with people...
Nation’s liberals heartbroken that the president didn’t collude with Russians
Washington, DC—In a turn of events that is sending shockwaves throughout the political world, special council Robert Mueller found Friday...
College students burn Jordan Peterson’s book ‘to fight fascism’
In a move that some say will surely put an end to the rising tide of Fascism, colleges around the...
BREAKING: Robert ‘Beto’ O’Rourke announces he’s running for president of Mexico
Robert Francis O'Rourke, known by his amigos as 'Beto', made supporters happy when he announced Wednesday that he's going to...
