UK Police confiscate giant spork in zero-tolerance raid
UK police stationed in Northumberland celebrated after a zero-tolerance raid resulted in the confiscation of one giant green spork (spoon-fork)....
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Pro-choice astronauts: ‘No sign of life here, just these growing human fetuses’
The first astronauts to reach Mars were disappointed to find absolutely no sign of life anywhere on the planet, though...
New Chicago Mayor to ‘focus on LGBT rights’ because they solved all that rape and murder stuff
Lori Lightfoot, Chicago's new openly gay mayor, has declared her priorities for her first term. She is going to be...
Biden offers free hugs, hair sniffs to women who donate to campaign
Kicking off his hands-on presidential campaign, former Vice President Joe Biden is making a personal offer to all women—no matter...
Ardern: ‘Government failed to protect you so now we want you to fail to protect yourself’
When a terrorist massacred 50 people at two New Zealand mosques, Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern immediately grasped the nettle. “I...
Beto discusses what it was like growing up as Napoleon Dynamite
You probably recognized the shooting political star Beto O'Rourke, but you might not be sure from what. In fact, Robert...
Muslim congresswoman demands US become more like the country where she couldn’t make demands
Representative Ilhan Omar of Minnesota is taking Congress by storm, demanding that the United States become more like the country...
Russians completely undermine US democracy with $974 of Facebook ads
While the charges of collusion between President Trump and Russia appear to be unwarranted, there is massive evidence that Russia...
Ocasio-Cortez to make April Fool’s Day a national holiday to honor ‘America’s useful idiots’
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, affectionately known as Alexandria Ocassional-Cortex by her fans, is pushing to make April Fool's Day a national holiday...
Trump buys CNN; changes it to the government-run Great News Network
After years of combating what he calls the "fake news network" CNN and suggesting that the government needs a state-run...
