Realtors in NYC begin selling ventilator time-shares
It does appear that there are a few truly blazing hot spots where COVID-19 is thriving. Elmhurst Queens, Downtown New...
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BREAKING: Congress given permanent stay-at-home order for the safety of the country
After flubbing a massive $2 trillion stimulus bill intended to save the economy from the mess that they created with...
STUDY: More satire sites get their news from Genesius Times than any other source
More satire sites get their news from Genesius Times than any other source, a new study in the prestigious Annals...
New Yorkers praise Cuomo’s unparalleled leadership in blaming everything on Trump
New Yorkers across the state are praising Governor Andrew Cuomo's unparalleled leadership in blaming everything on President Trump—from lack of...
BREAKING: Sinaloa Cartel offers to move all their drug manufacturing to the United States
Supply chain management, just-in-time inventory, and globalization have made the United States vulnerable to outside and unpredictable forces. Some of...
Toilet paper shortage puts Liberal Arts diplomas in jeopardy
Nobody can deny over the last several decades, useless Liberal Arts Degrees have become commonplace. Though the unemployment rate was...
Coronavirus gets billions in federal aid after applying for amnesty
It looks like the government is 'going big'. Billions of dollars in government loans are being made available to small...
BREAKING: Pelosi ensures every American will get ‘Mark of the Beast’ in new coronavirus relief bill
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi announced her plan to send relief money to every American affected by government's restrictions...
Baby Boomer complains about selfish millennials while singlehandedly bankrupting Social Security
Waa waa waa, whines the Baby Boomer as he watches coverage of Spring Break play out in Florida. Certain of...
Netflix to donate $100,000,000 to Hollywood’s poorest millionaires
Poor Hollywood. They just can't catch a break these days. Movie ticket sales were already down this year and with...
