Disney CEO Chapek promises at least 2 anal sex scenes in all kids’ movies from now on
VISTA DEL MAL, CA—In a town hall meeting today, Disney CEO Bob Chapek said the entertainment behemoth would put together...
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FBI says ‘the Big Guy’ in Hunter’s emails was comedian Louie Anderson not Joe Biden
WASHINGTON, DC--Emails by the Federal Bureau of Investigation reveal explicit conversations between Hunter Biden and the comedian, Louie Anderson they...
COVID-positive Barack Obama will social distance from Michelle for another 4 years
MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- After testing positive for COVID-19, former President Barack Obama says he will continue to social distance from Michelle,...
Biden Pentagon hires Jussie Smollett to fake a Russian attack on US
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has been looking for an excuse to go to war with Russia since he took office....
Tina and Amy award Genesius Times with 7 Falsies at the 4th Annual Fake News Awards
NEW YORK—Tina Fey and Amy Poehler hosted the 4th annual Fake News Awards at the Hyatt Grand Central, last night...
Top Ten least funniest things in a Ukraine – Russian war
Top Ten least funniest things in the Ukraine - Russian war10. Orders coming from Russian headquarters are inside smaller orders...
Hunter Biden, Adam Kinzinger to star in new Netflix film Ghost II: The Ghost of Kiev
HOLLYWOOD—Austere artist and international businessman Hunter Biden will be expanding his repertoire by staring in Ghost II: The Ghost of...
AOC asks Putin for small part of Ukraine to start her utopia in
BROOKLYN—Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has asked Russian despot Putin for a small part of the Ukraine she’s had her eye on for...
‘Longshot Louie’ puts 1.3M on Ukraine at 40 to 1 in Vegas
LAS VEGAS—Bettors are moving on pre-war odds in the Ukraine - Russian conflict. As troop movements develop, Caesars betting manager,...
Amazon combats ‘face-ism’ by casting butt-ugly elves for ‘Rings of Power’ series
HOLLYWOOD—To combat rampant bigotry including the insidious "face-ism" in Hollywood, Amazon is casting butt-ugly actors to play roles played traditionally...
