Queen Elizabeth grounds Prince Andrew, takes iPad away for ‘hanging out with that pedophile Epstein again’
Buckingham Palace have announced that Queen Elizabeth has grounded Prince Andrew and taken away his iPad for an entire month...
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Chik-Fil-A now offering all you can eat buffet for 30 pieces of silver
In the wake of ditching his religious convictions, the CEO of Chick-Fil-A, Dan Cathy, has announced the restaurant will simultaneously...
Bob Iger joins MasterClass for class on ruining beloved movie franchises
Disney chairman-CEO Bob Iger has signed on to the MasterClass digital education service, offering a course in how to ruin beloved movie...
Bernie Sanders says he’ll put AOC in ‘very important’ bartending role in White House
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has a “very, very important role” waiting for her in the White House should fellow Democratic...
Elizabeth Banks mad that no men want to see her ugly feminist action film without action
"Charlie's Angels" director Elizabeth Banks is furious that no men want to see her ugly feminist action film that doesn't...
Chik-fil-A gives into pressure groups; will stop serving delicious chicken and slaughter its mascot cows
In a shocking turn of events Chik-fil-A has given into pressure-groups and will stop serving delicious chicken with a smile....
Disney to revert to all silent films to avoid offending anyone
Children's entertainment giant Disney has announced that it will no longer be producing films with verbal language, opting instead for...
DNC unveils nanny tranny program for freshman congresspersons
In an effort to become more universally inclusive, the Democratic National Convention has kicked off a new program that pairs...
Kanye West will try to convert Joel Osteen to Christianity at his church Sunday
Kanye West, who recently became a Christian and made Times Square light up with "Jesus is King" will be attempting...
BREAKING: Popeyes goes 24 hours without a brawl or shooting
In what some are calling a miracle, the fast food chain Popeyes has made it 24 hours without a brawl...
