‘Matrix’ Producers replace ‘red pill’ with another blue pill from Pfizer
HOLLYWOOD—When the directors of the original Matrix film envisioned the iconic red pill scene, they had no idea that all...
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Nike stands with Jussie Smollett in new ad campaign
BEAVERTON, OR—Nike is throwing its support behind the embattled actress Jussie Smollett in a new ad campaign with the tag...
Disney recasts Star Wars with Fauci as Princess Leia
HOLLYWOOD—This Christmas, Disney has a treat for us: the re-re-release of Star Wars with Dr. Anthony Fauci staring as Princess...
NBC to air new special: ‘Trannie Live!’ in December
NEW YORK—NBC has revealed the full cast for the upcoming television event Trannie Live!, set to air December 2 at 8...
Amid inflation surge, Wheel of Fortune forced to raise price of vowels
Inflation has been hitting virtually every major sector of the economy – from gas at the pump, to food, to...
MasterClass announces new offering: Alec Baldwin Teaches Gun Safety
HOLLYWOOD—MasterClass always chooses the best people for their classes. Like when they chose Paul Krugman to teach economics. That was...
BREAKING: Crazed white supremacist kills 1 in movie set mass shooting
NEW MEXICO—A crazed white supremacist—Alec Baldwin—has killed one and injured another in a mass shooting on the set of the...
How many people have to die before we enact common sense Alec Baldwin control?
When our great President Joe Biden said that white supremacy is the number one problem facing America, he wasn't joking....
BREAKING: COVID-19 has died after infecting Chuck Norris at age 81
DALLAS—COVID-19, the novel coronavirus, which has wrecked havoc across the globe, has been declared dead after infecting Chuck Norris. "We...
Biden narrowly misses price of the $3.5 trillion budget on Price is Right by $3.5 trillion
BURBANK, California—Joe Biden narrowly missed the correct price on a $3.5 trillion budget on the Price is Right today, guessing...
