BREAKING: Biden to sell all red US states to China in first 100 days
WASHINGTON DC—Self-identifying President-Elect Joe Biden will sell 23 red states to China in his first 100 days in office. Hunter...
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Celebrities launch Adopt-a-Coyote program after Trump’s mean attacks
US—Progressive celebrities across the country launched a wonderful program called "Adopt-a-Coyote" in response to the vicious attacks on the poor...
Mark Zuckerberg publishes ‘Definitive List of Everything that’s Funny’
MENLO PARK, CA—Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has published the Definitive List of Everything that's Funny, which will be used to...
Genesius Times tops Politifact’s 2020 Fake News Awards
Genesius Times acquired Politifact's 2020 'Fake News Awards nominees list and guess who was NO. 1. WE WERE! We are...
Angry celebrities threaten to stay in America if Trump is reelected
US—Many angry celebrities, worried about the possibility of another four years of Donald Trump, have pulled out all the stops...
Amy Coney Barrett makes cover of Jurist Magazine Swimsuit Edition
Jurist magazine 'puts out' their inaugural, ground breaking, first ever 'Swimsuit Edition'. Editor, I. B. Foreman explains, “Judges have always...
Taylor Swift announces another bad decision about men
Taylor Swift, the singer who has made a fortune singing about the bad decisions she's made about men, has announce...
Hillary Clinton to dress up as president for 4th straight Halloween
CHAPPAQUA, NY—Secretary Hillary Clinton has decided she will dress up as president of the United States for the fourth straight...
Harris/Biden campaign releases substitute list for Joe Biden for next debate
You can suggest your own substitutes for Sleepy Joe in the comments below After not quite defeating Donald J Trump...
Chris Wallace replaced by mother of toddlers in next presidential debate
CLEVELAND—After an utter failure of moderator Chris Wallace to control the first presidential debate, organizers have replaced him with someone...
