John Kerry seen unloading private jet from transport jet en route to Climate Conference
LONDON—President Biden’s Climate Czar John Kerry was accused by critics of attempting to stage a photo op on Saturday after...
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UPDATE: Taliban conducting mostly peaceful beheadings and other news
Welcome to PNN news, the Puppet News Network. This is your up to the minute update. Taliban forces continue to...
Cleveland Indians win the next World Series after changing their name to Dominion Voting Machines
The long lasting name for the movie-star Cleveland Indians baseball team has come to an end. Many other infamous teams...
Bill Gates wins Oscar for best villain in real life
HOLLYWOOD—The 93rd Academy Awards broke a lot of new ground this year including awards for best real-life villain, which went...
BREAKING: US military to accept people who identify as good soldiers but are biologically no-skill fat slobs
WASHINGTON, DC—In a brave path forward under the Biden administration, the Pentagon is set to eliminate all discrimination in the...
John Kerry seen unloading private jet from transport jet en route to Climate Conference
President Biden's Climate Czar John Kerry was accused by critics of attempting to stage a photo op on Saturday after...
Dems shocked to find their lives still suck after Trump is no longer president
US—Many Democrats are flying high after the culmination of more than four years’ of bipartisan work to end the reign...
Cleveland Indians win ’21 World Series after changing name to Cleveland Dominion Voting Machines
The long lasting name for the movie-star Cleveland Indians baseball team has come to an end. The infamous team were...
All disagreement suddenly ends in America as Biden elected president
US—After his historic victory in the presidential election, which was the first not to have voter fraud, former Vice President...
BREAKING: Lil Wayne reveals that ‘he ain’t black’
MIAMI—Lil Wayne is feeling the heat after he became the latest prominent rapper to announce that "he ain't black." Before...
