Thunberg to Pope, “Have you accepted climate change as your lord and savior?”
The path of the evangelist is one of constant hope and failure, so one should not read too much into...
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Breaking: Pope Francis endorses Elizabeth Warren for President
Not one to shy away from political discourse, Pope Francis has thrown his hat—er headdress—into the discussion of who will...
Swedish lovechild of Bill Nye takes up the torch of telling people how to live their lives
The environment was intense as 16 year old Greta Thunberg yelled recycled platitudes at a room full of adults who...
Video surfaces of Justin Trudeau trying to look like a man
Video footage surfaced over the weekend of the Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, offensively dressed like a man. The footage...
Local abortionist laughs at recent mass shooter’s ‘rookie numbers’
Stanley Alberts, the #1 abortionist at the Columbus, Ohio Women’s Clinic has some advice for the most recent mass shooters....
Nation’s 1st graders explain to Democratic Hopefuls you cant take other people’s stuff
First it was old man Bernie shouting about taking from the one percent and redistributing it among America’s English majors....
Breaking: Prominent white-supremacist calls transgenderism stupid
Candace, Candace, Candace, the sweetheart Nazi Barbie doll of the alt right thinks it’s stupid for children to choose their...
AOC decries burrito vending machine as latest example of capitalism’s exploitation of marginalized peoples
“How can they do this?” Occasio-Cortez asked her campaign assistant. “These filthy capitalists just appropriate Texican culture and put it...
Opinion: How can I impose my values on you if you are armed to the teeth?
Dear readers, you know the story. Some benevolent utopian seeks to impose his value via force onto his citizens. The...
Descendant of noble European culture tearfully apologizes for beautiful civilization
Not to be outdone in the trendy olympics of progressive self-flagellation, John Wilmore mass a grand sweeping apology for everything...
