“Walls are racist!” shouts inclusive progressive from inside his gated community
After watching CNN’s coverage of Donald Trump’s immigration policy all afternoon, Bill Williamson decided he had had enough. He shut...
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Buttigieg: ‘Americans must enlist in endless wars to protect illegal trans immigrants’
The wokening of the warfare state has officially begun. Pete Buttigieg has lobbed the first inclusive hand grenade. After seeing...
Trans woman sues gynecologist for discrimination
Well here is a first and proof of societal progress. Milli, formerly known as Mik, scheduled an appointment at her...
Feminist gives inspiring testimonial after watching video of black widow eating its mate
The crowd went wild. I was there. The room was electric. The 33rd annual gathering of ‘Women Against the Patriarchy’...
Justin Trudeau devastated that declaring a right to unicorns doesn’t make them exist
It was a rough day for the prime minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau. Longing for the magic of his childhood,...
“No penis, no opinion” says violent male criminals
In the wake of the Alabama and Georgia abortion debate, a less publicized discussion is taking root in the cells...
BREAKING: Beto found passed out drunk in gutter after Cinco de Mayo celebration
Robert "Beto" O'Rourke, taking his pseudo-Latino persona to the next level, partied it up with his amigos on Cinco de...
BREAKING: Robert ‘Beto’ O’Rourke announces he’s running for president of Mexico
Robert Francis O'Rourke, known by his amigos as 'Beto', made supporters happy when he announced Wednesday that he's going to...
Socialist ‘nice guys’ demand redistribution of women
This past weekend, thousands of protesters from the ‘Nice Guy Socialist Coalition’ marched on the Capitol to demand Congress pass...
Protestors offended by exclusion from ‘Victim of the Year Awards’
The American Hardship Legal Center (AHLC) has announced the highly anticipated nominees for its Victim of the Year Awards that...
