Fetterman finally returns from Burning Man 2022: no-one noticed he was gone
PHILADELPHIA: Pennsylvania senator John Fetterman is back home today after being stuck at the Burning Man festival in Nevada for...
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Ozzy Osbourne hired to interpret Joe Biden
WASHINGTON, DC—Weeks into Joe Biden's presidency, Democratic strategists have finally find someone capable of interpreting what the hell he is...
AOC: ‘It is barbaric and evil to behead babies like Hamas did outside the mother’s womb!’
I don't know who needs to hear this, but what Hamas did in Israel is just barbaric and evil! How...
BREAKING: CIA accidentally gives $3 billion to Trump supporter disguised as Hamas terrorist
WASHINGTON, DC--We reported on a Trump supporter who disguised himself as a Hamas terrorist in order to be removed from...
AOC horrified that Hamas used gas-powered vehicles to terrorize Israel instead of electric vehicles
WASHINGTON, DC—In a stunning twist of events, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, known for her passionate advocacy of environmental issues, expressed shock...
QUIZ: Caused by the Hamas terrorist attack on Israel or a mostly-peaceful BLM riot?
This is probably our most difficult quiz yet. Can you tell the difference between a Hamas terrorist attack and a...
BREAKING: Biden caught reading ‘Global Thermonuclear War for Dummies’ on break
WASHINGTON, DC—US President* Joe Biden was caught reading "Global Thermonuclear War for Dummies" after returning from a European trip aimed...
Biden awards Gen. Milley participation trophy for Afghanistan
WASHINGTON, DC—In an effort to spin the disastrous Afghanistan situation, US President* Joe Biden awarded Chairman of the Joint Chiefs...
Protestor who glued herself to Senator Feinstein can still vote on her behalf
WASHINGTON, DC—A climate change protestor who glued herself to Senator Dianne Feinstein earlier this month can continue voting on her...
BREAKING: Dianne Feinstein, formerly mistaken for petrified alien mummy, dead at 90
In a surprising turn of events, Dianne Feinstein, once mistaken for a petrified alien mummy due to her seemingly ageless...
