FBI says all classified docs seized at Mar-a-Lago to be kept at The Washington Post for safekeeping
WASHINGTON, DC—The FBI has issued a statement stating that all highly-sensitive files and documents seized at Former President Trump's Mar-a-Lago...
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New study shows that millions of vaccinated men are unable to get pregnant
US—A shocking new study has revealed that millions of vaccinated men are unable to get pregnant, stumping experts in the...
BREAKING: Queen Elizabeth II has information that will lead to Hillary Clinton’s arrest
LONDON—Queen Elizabeth II — the longest-reigning monarch in British history — has information that will lead to the arrest and...
City of Memphis erects statue of Ezekiel Kelly who went on mostly peaceful shooting spree this week
MEMPHIS—About 200 community members gathered to celebrate the unveiling of a statue of Ezekiel Kelly, the austere repeat offender suspected...
Barron Trump to take up crack cocaine and sex trafficking so the FBI will leave him alone
MAR-A-LAGO, FL—Barron Trump, son of the former President Trump is considering getting into crack cocaine and sex trafficking so that...
Biden: Video footage of him calling Trump voters a ‘threat to the nation’ is Russian disinformation
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has said that video footage of him calling Trump voters a "threat to the nation" in...
BREAKING: Biden to hire unemployed Antifa activists to put all political opponents in prison
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden will be hiring unemployed Antifa activists to round up political opponents in order to ship them...
Heavily-armed Antifa to stand guard over Biden’s ‘kid-friendly’ showers from now on
WASHINGTON, DC—Following the successful defense of a kid-friendly drag show in Texas, President* Biden has employed heavily-armed Antifas to stand...
FBI: Story about FBI falsely calling stories Russian disinformation is likely Russian disinformation
WASHINGTON, DC—The FBI has released a report stating that the reports about the FBI falsely labeling stories damaging to the...
Paul Pelosi rushes to take out millions in student loans before Biden makes you pay for them
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Paul Pelosi, husband of Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has rushed to take out several million dollars...
