BREAKING: 97% of climate scientists agree with the people writing their checks
A new study from the Fosterton Institute in New York confirms what many have suspected for some time: 97 percent...
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BREAKING: Greta Thunberg demands people eat their own feces to combat climate change
Teen climate sensation Greta Thunberg addressed the World Economic Forum at Davos, Switzerland and made a pretty bold demand, even...
POLL: Nearly 1% of Americans still believe the crazy conspiracy theory that Epstein killed himself
In a shocking PewPew Poll, nearly 1 percent of respondents said that they actually believe the absurd, inconceivable, crazy conspiracy...
Study finds that the color white is the root of all the world’s problems
Finally, the prestigious British Medical Journal has discovered the cause of all the world's turmoil, inequality, despair, poverty, ignorance, and...
Greta Thunberg sending dehydrated water to areas devastated by global warming drought
In a new scientific research study supported by the UN and Greta Thunberg's Ass-Burger's White Privilege Supremacy Fund, dehydrated water...
Glacier NP replaces ‘Gone by 2020’ signs with ‘scientific predictions are racist’
The signs at Glacier National Park warning that its signature glaciers would be gone by 2020 are being changed to...
Arsonists blame climate change for making them set hundreds of fires in Australia
Several certifiably woke celebrities used their platform at the Golden Globes to fight climate change, which had clearly caused the...
US raises legal age to vote Democratic to 21 due to health concerns, other dangers
President Donald Trump on Friday signed a sweeping spending bill into law, including a measure that prohibits voting Democratic to anyone under the...
Charlize Theron begins transitioning son into Tyrannosaurus Rex
Hollywood actress and professional virtue signaler Charlize Theron is the perfect mother, treating her children exactly as they want to...
Greta finally home in ‘overcrowded Sweden’ where her childhood was stolen
Teen climate activist Greta Thunberg is under fire after tweeting out that she's, "Finally home in overcrowded Sweden where my...
